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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 12:15 PM
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"Blaine's Destiny" - Episode 3.
Blaine must save the president's daughter- but will he escape the jungle with his life?


Blaine is summoned to the bedside of the president's daughter. She is stricken with a devastating STD, Teletinitis. Even through her yellow quarantine suit, Blaine notes her bloated visage. The only cure lies in the exceedingly rare yellow "Majoris Lawnpestis" flower, and Blaine is the only one who can retrieve a specimen from the unwieldy BaqueYarde Jungle.




Blaine expertly navigates the valley of boulders unscathed, but ahead, danger waits...




Eleven sweat-soaked miles through the wild terrain, he encounters a giant green jungle eel!




It springs forth, intent to ravage Blaine's expensive cosmetic surgery work...




He escapes suddenly and camouflages himself as an oppossum in a nearby tree, knowing the eel will be unable to discern him.




The eel confused, Blaine pulls his Magnum-3800 from his back pocket, aims, and fells the beast.




Hours later, he finds it: the Majoris Lawnpestis! The president's daughter is safe, as is Blaine.




But somewhere in a basement laboratory, a mutated foe lies in wait for Blaine's return. Will Blaine be a match for "the Decider"?




Tune in next week for episode four of "Blaine's Destiny."
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   Oh. My. GAWD!  ZombieNixon   May-18-06 12:24 PM   #1 
   Yay!  LaraMN   May-18-06 01:13 PM   #6 
   Oh my word  miss_american_pie   May-18-06 12:25 PM   #2 
   Too much time, I think...  LaraMN   May-18-06 01:14 PM   #7 
      Like making cheesecake?  miss_american_pie   May-18-06 01:15 PM   #10 
         Yeah, and shoveling out the den.  LaraMN   May-18-06 01:17 PM   #12 
            You don't want to see our playroom  miss_american_pie   May-18-06 01:19 PM   #13 
   I love these!  Tyrone Slothrop   May-18-06 12:27 PM   #3 
   Good!  LaraMN   May-18-06 01:14 PM   #8 
   Where's the smilie for "hardest I've ever laughed in my life"?  Dangerously Amused   May-18-06 12:29 PM   #4 
   I'm happy to humor you!  LaraMN   May-18-06 01:15 PM   #9 
      Ha! Join the crowd.  Dangerously Amused   May-18-06 08:45 PM   #19 
   Brava!  Cathyclysmic   May-18-06 12:51 PM   #5 
   You're very welcome!  LaraMN   May-18-06 01:15 PM   #11 
   Blaine is the shit!  swimboy   May-18-06 02:10 PM   #14 
   Omigod, my dear Lara!  CaliforniaPeggy   May-18-06 04:22 PM   #15 
   Excellent work.  Bornaginhooligan   May-18-06 04:28 PM   #16 
   very cool!  tigereye   May-18-06 05:35 PM   #17 
   Clever AND beautiful...  gmoney   May-18-06 05:53 PM   #18 
 
ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 12:24 PM
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1. Oh. My. GAWD!
:rofl:

You just made my day! :yourock:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:13 PM
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6. Yay!
Always happy to contribute to your retreat from the doldrums! :D
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 12:25 PM
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2. Oh my word
:rofl:

I'm so glad you have some free time.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:14 PM
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7. Too much time, I think...
not that there aren't things I *should* be doing... :P
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:15 PM
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10. Like making cheesecake?
Taking bubblebaths? Eating bonbons? :P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:17 PM
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12. Yeah, and shoveling out the den.
I can't believe how fast my house gets crapped up, but I have cramps, so I'm refusing to do anything productive. :D
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:19 PM
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13. You don't want to see our playroom
I refuse to touch it while the kids are awake.
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Tyrone Slothrop (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 12:27 PM
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3. I love these!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:14 PM
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8. Good!
I have fun doing them!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 12:29 PM
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4. Where's the smilie for "hardest I've ever laughed in my life"?



Oh, I guess this will do.

:rofl:


Lara, you've outdone yourself. Bravo!

:applause:


And thank you!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:15 PM
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9. I'm happy to humor you!
:bounce:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 08:45 PM
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19. Ha! Join the crowd.





I think a lot of people humor me. Eh - maybe "tolerate" is a better word.


:7
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Cathyclysmic (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 12:51 PM
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5. Brava!
Thank You

:applause:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 01:15 PM
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11. You're very welcome!
JackMN was NOT pleased with posing for the last picture. Poor kid. :o
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 02:10 PM
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14. Blaine is the shit!
:applause: :loveya: :applause:

Thanks, LaraMN!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Thu May-18-06 04:22 PM
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15. Omigod, my dear Lara!
You just keep on getting better and better!

Too funny, sweetie!

Can't wait for the next episode...... :rofl:

:loveya: :hug:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 04:28 PM
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16. Excellent work.
I'm looking forward to the next episode.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 05:35 PM
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17. very cool!
reminds me of some friend's film school projects. ;)

cute dino at the end, too.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-18-06 05:53 PM
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18. Clever AND beautiful...
and liberal to boot! (I mean that part about the boot, too.)


Thanks for the ongoing saga...
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