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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:14 PM
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Post A Headline That You Expect To Read Sometime This Year.
:hi: :popcorn:
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:17 PM
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1. "Democrats Sweep Into Control of Congress!"
In 2007 I expect to see, "Bush Seeks Asylum in Saudi Arabia..."
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:56 PM
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2. "Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Cruise divorcing"
Hopefully, it won't be a freaking HEADLINE....but, unfortunately, it will be in the front section of the paper. I say "unfortunately" because....they're a couple of actors, after all. It should NOT be front page news.

But, of course, it will happen before year's end.

:hi:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 01:06 PM
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5. "Holmes Accuses Cruise Of Having Secret Gay Love Affair With Poolboy"
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:11 PM
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6. "Cruise sues Holmes for $1 billion on story of gay affair with poolboy"
Edited on Sun May-14-06 02:11 PM by terrya
"Vile rumors. I'll destroy her", Cruise says.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:56 PM
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3. "Dingbat slashes three, dies in cocaine brawl"
:D
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:58 PM
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4. "Dick Cheney Resigns"
Edited on Sun May-14-06 12:58 PM by arwalden
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:12 PM
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7. Boy Wastes Potential, Grandmother Argues
We have a family newspaper, you see.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:23 PM
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11. Sub-head line: "Daughter-in-law blamed. Son should have never married..
her."
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:47 PM
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19. LOL!
The Family Onion, perchance? :rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:15 PM
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8. "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in"
film at 11

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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:20 PM
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9. moscow in flames; missiles headed for new york
film at 11

funny movie :rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:30 PM
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15. "I'm not wearing any pants"
film at 11

:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:49 PM
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20. 'Sit down, Mary Brown'
"It was only then that I learned of my shame."

:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:15 PM
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24. Death: America's #1 Killer
:spray:
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:21 PM
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10. "Ashcroft Asks for Supporters' Prayers Following Sex-Reassignment Surgery"
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:23 PM
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12. "S. Carolina Legislators Pass Adult Toys Ban; Both U.S. Senators Resign"
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:24 PM
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13. Republicans Crash & Burn - Flaming Wreckage Across 50 States...
:patriot:
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:30 PM
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14. "GOP's Mehlman Named Replacement Host for FAMILY FEUD"
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:32 PM
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16. "Medical Rescue Team Frees Dobson's Sex Organ from Pool Filter"
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:49 PM
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31. Holy Crap!
That one is funny! :rofl:
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:51 PM
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33. Jerry Falwell caught masturbating and shooting pearls in swim pool
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:53 PM
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35. Blech!!!!
but funny!
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:33 PM
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17. "Senator Cornyn Linked to El Paso Devil Cult"
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:50 PM
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32. How about?
"Hutchison receives payment for sex favors given to Cornyn. Activities linked to El Paso Devil Cult"
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:08 PM
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36. Very good. I like the Accounting angle. LOL!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:34 PM
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18. Kudzu Thread Dies
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:55 PM
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21. 'Bugs eat DeLay, die'
Deck: "Millions of East Texas cockroaches dead of self-righteous asshattery poisoning after mass attack on former Congressman in prison cell."

Reefer: "'There is a God, and he ain't no neocon' Molly Ivins, page 14."
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:18 PM
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22. "ForrestGump marries: Salma Hayek on suicide watch"
Okay, so maybe not this year, but...
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SharonRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:21 PM
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23. "Karl Rove Indicted"
Or did you want something that will happen AFTER this week?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:16 PM
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25. "GOP Crashes, Burns Across All 50 States"
DEMOCRATS EXPECTED TO FIX 'HELLHOLE OF A COUNTRY'

:P
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:25 PM
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26. George Bush steps down: pressure mounts over illegal
wiretapping, war, lying......
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:30 PM
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27. "Bridge is Played" and "Bridge Players Vie"
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:50 PM
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28. * Mental Breakdown Was Predicted On Democratic Underground!.
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:29 PM
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29. Congressional Investigations Launched Into . . .
Voting Irregularities in Ohio and Florida.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:45 PM
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30. George Bush catches a fifteen and a half pound bluegill
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 06:53 PM
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34. "Fox News found to illegally launder money for GOP"
"Shutting down operations immediately." "Brit Hume and John Gibson seen hugging in corner sucking thumbs."
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:18 PM
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37. Bush pardons Rove eom
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:31 PM
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38. George Bush and Saudi Prince caught getting their bare butts
swatted with palm leaves by half naked Condoleezza Rice pretending to be a hula girl...
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 12:01 AM
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39. "Spitzer, Hillary win in New York"
Also:

Four More Years of Granholm; Stabenow Wins In Landslide
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 12:09 AM
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40. Bush Impeached Following Blowjob
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