HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICK SANTORUM!!

[dolo amber]

I hope you have a shitty day and that your dick falls off, you homophobic bat-shit insane fundy piece of excrement!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :party: :toast: :woohoo: :yourock: :headbang:

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Say it with flowers...

:D

[Deja Q]

3. !

:spray:

[underpants]

4. `

:rofl:

You all are killing me

:bounce:

[miss_american_pie]

2. May my fellow Pennsylvanians send you packing!

:toast:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Happy Birthday Rick. Hope your house burns down!

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Happy birthday, you festering smeg bubble!

Is that better? :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

7. Happy birthday, you noodle-necked bucket of horse piss!

Hope you get beaned with an anvil, you shit head! :party: :toast: :hi: :loveya: :hug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. We have a winner.

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

9. I must say I love this entire thread

with all my heart! :rofl: :loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. We should "celebrate" his birthday tonight, if you know what I mean.

:hide:

[dolo amber]

16. ...

:o

[GirlinContempt]

11. Jeeze, dolo

thanks for depressing me on my birthday.
Rick motherfucking Santorum is more motherfucking popluar than me.
:P :P :P




:loveya:

[Ava]

15. happy birthday!

:pals:

[ghostsofgiants]

23. For the record, you're way hotter than Rick Santorum

:P

Happy birthday! (Again.)

[FarLeftRage]

12. Courtesy of the Smiths:

I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
’cause you’re evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won’t cry)

Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it’s nothing
Surely you’re happy
It should be this way ?
I say no, I’m gonna kill my dog
And : may the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight

I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday
’cause you’re evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won’t cry)

Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it’s nothing
Surely you’re happy
It should be this way ?
I said no
And then I shot myself
So, drink, drink, drink
And be ill tonight

From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Behind
Oh, unhappy birthday
Behind
Behind
Behind

[Haole Girl]

13. Happy Birthday

[Ava]

14. i sent him a letter yesterday

:evilgrin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1131769

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Here's the flower for him...

The most remarkable carrion arum is the titan arum or bunga bangkai "corpse flower" (Amorphophallus titanum). Native to equatorial tropical rain forests of Sumatra, Indonesia, this amazing plant flowered at the New York Botanical Garden in 1937. At its maximum development, a spadix over 8 feet tall (2.4 m) emerged from a huge vase-shaped, pleated spathe over 4 feet (1.2 m) tall and 12 feet (4 m) in circumference. This floral giant developed from a tuber measuring 6 feet (2 m) in circumference and weighing over 100 pounds (46 kg). According to B. Meeuse and S. Morris (The Sex Life Of Flowers, 1984), the enormous blossom generates such an overwhelming smell that people have been known to pass out from taking too close a whiff.

[Mad_Dem_X]

18. Hope you have a sh*tty birthday, Rick

You piece of human waste! Shove those candles up your ass!!!!!

[LaraMN]

19. Well- he's one year closer to kickin' the bucket.

:o

[azmouse]

20. To Rick,

I'd ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high!
Have a lousy birthday!!!

[TK421]

21. I'll barbecue a fetus in his honor tonight...

[Mad_Dem_X]

24. HAHAHA! n/t

[arwalden]

22. Hell... I'd Fuck Him

Sure... why not? Ride him hard, send him home sweaty and sore. No time for a shower... out you go!

Happy fucking birthday, asshole!

[dolo amber]

25. Oh dear

:rofl: