"if you finish your homework, we can all get high!"

[Blue_Tires]

O.K., which one of you lounge parents is this?!?!


http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-reading-writing-cannabis,0,5222740.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines

Documents: Mom's Homework Reward Was Pot

By Associated Press

May 5, 2006, 9:20 PM EDT

HANOVER, Pa. -- A 13-year-old boy told police his mother required him to do his homework first thing when he got off the school bus, then smoked marijuana with him as a reward.

The boy's mother said she had been smoking marijuana with him since he was 11, usually as a reward, according to court documents.

The interviews came after police executed a search warrant at the woman's home during the weekend and seized marijuana, an array of drug paraphernalia, and $600 in cash that she said belonged to a drug dealer, court documents said.

Amanda Lynn Livelsberger, 30, was scheduled for a preliminary hearing Friday on charges of marijuana possession, corruption of minors, endangering the welfare of children and possession with intent to distribute drug paraphernalia, police said.

[oxbow]

1. Sadly, my friend's mom was like this

My friend Andy got in trouble for taking LSD...not because he took it mind you, but that he skipped lacrosse practice to do it. So she sat at the dinner table and rolled up a joint to cool off. She wouldn't give him any though, because HE was in trouble...

[aquaman]

2. It is WAY to easy to have children......

What an ass.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I have friends that will smoke it in front of their children.

But their kids aren't allowed to smoke it until they're older.

[CatholicEdHead]

4. Nobody has posted these lyrics yet?

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/becauseigothighlyrics.html

Afroman

Because I Got High Lyrics


I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high
.........

[XemaSab]

5. Do the math:

She got knocked up when she was 16.

Mom's a loser.