Punkin custard pie's comin' out of the oven in five minutes

[Oeditpus Rex]

Who wants a piece? :bounce:

[u4ic]

1. I've been called punkin before

does that mean I'm cooked??!!? :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. So that's a 'no'

for the Canadian chick.

Anybody else? :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

3. I wanna piece

Got cool whip?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. No

But what's Cool Whip got to do with punkin pie? :shrug:



I usually use it for hors d' pie activities.

[reyd reid reed]

11. I never specified

exactly what I wanted a piece OF, now did I?

Hors d'pie...apres pie...

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Well, no...

You didn't.

Forgive me for assuming — especially for assuming on the conservative side. :blush:

[reyd reid reed]

20. HA!

You? Conservative?

Bite your tongue, darlin'....

resisting...resisting....resisting

There...all better.

[u4ic]

21. Personally, I prefer cake mix

(sans egg)...but to each their own...:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. 's'wrong wi' egg?

:shrug:

[u4ic]

25. Salmonella

I put the above post in the wrong spot...it was in retaliation to the multi purpose Cool Whip post... ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Ah

How do eggs get salmonella if they aren't cracked, anyway? :shrug:




Anyway, I could always shampoo your hair, too.

[u4ic]

32. The orifice from which they came...

;-)



I would have to have a scalp massage with essential oils first.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. But you don't eat the shells

:shrug:




That could be arranged.

[u4ic]

37. But if you crack open a shell

it is possible to transmit some salmonella into the raw eggs.

I'm talking raw cake batter here. ;-) (DH German/Swiss Chocolate or Cherry)



Great. I'll PM you with my hairdressers number, and you can settle my account right then and there. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Ah, so!

Well, whoop me with a clue stick and call me Cletus.

And roger, copy "raw" cake batter. Romeo alpha whiskey. :thumbsup:



*Awaits PM*

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Did you make it yourself?

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Not from scratch

Mrs. Smith did it. I just stuck it in the oven.

[Heidi]

5. You _bake_?

:swoon:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Stickin' a pie in the oven

ain't "baking."

Although when I was little and my mom made punkin pies all the time, I helped. And not just lickin' the spoon, either.

And I've been known to bake cookies and birthday cakes.

But "baking" always sounded to me like doing everything from milling the flour on.

[FuzzySlippers]

10. From milling the flour on? You call that baking?

I grow my own wheat first.

[u4ic]

13. And if the bunny doesn't help

into the corner with the pancake he goes...

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Huh?

[u4ic]

34. FuzzySlippers is just preparing him

for the workhouse.

Bush will put all children, old folks, and bunnies in the workhouses if they don't shape up!!

Can't have them living off the fat of the land!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. No more suckling

the Bunny Teat!

[Heidi]

12. Do you make your own crust?

If so, you bake. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. No

My mom used to, though.

I still remember her glass rolling pin. Had a cork in one end — I guess so the ladies of the day, who rarely worked outside the home, could fill it with vodka.

I remember rolling the dough on the floured cutting board 'n' stuff.

Sigh...

[grasswire]

31. ice water

That's what goes in the empty rolling pins. The better to make flaky crust, said Henny Penny.

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. No kiddin'?

I don't recall my mom ever doing that.

Guess she wasn't quite up to Betty Crocker speed.

[Dangerously Amused]

9. I wanna piece! I wanna piece!

:bounce:



Wait. Are we still talking about pie?


:9

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Pie's gotta cool first

I, on the other hand...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. I'm up for a piece.........

Of pie, people! PIE!


Sheesh.....a girl can't say anything anymore around here......:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Sure you can

Just not around Certain People. :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. Hmmmmmm....I see.......

Are you one of those people I can't say anything around?

:evilgrin:

I doubt it, but you never know.......

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. When I was 17, 18, I had a rep

"Never say 'come' around Dave."

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. I guess I'm safe then........

Twice over.....I didn't say co.....oops.....

And you're not 17 or 18 anymore......or are you? :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. No... but that's chronology

I ain't growed up none since then. :bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. Oh GOD!

Another male with arrested development! :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. It's not arrested

It's just detained.

[reyd reid reed]

35. Detained?

Is that what they're calling it these days?