22 years of life
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:31 PM
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And I had never lost my wallet. Now in this year I have lost it twice in a two month period. Will it turn up miraculously on the floor of a girl's car again, or is it gone for good and off to the DMV for me?
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:32 PM
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1. Oh yeah and another of my tires sprung a leak and deflated
Tires Plus is soooo going to be regretting that I got the service warranty. :D New tire for 25$ if it is damaged.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:33 PM
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2. You're getting senile.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:38 PM
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7. I also forgot entirely what somebody's name was
I think you could hear the gears in my head stripping for the four seconds it took to come up with it.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:48 PM
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13. Where's your cane, old man?
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:33 PM
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I bet you had no intention of calling that girl back, either. That's a harsh burn, dude. I'da just left it.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:34 PM
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6. Plus I had about $220 in it
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:34 PM
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4. You gotta watch the mota, holmes.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:48 PM
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14. THURSTON, JUAN. THURSTON?
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:53 PM
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17. It's partly a "Providence" reference, and it's what my Mexican coworkers
actually say to the gringos where I work whenever someone fucks something up or forgets something. "Watch the mota, man!"
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:56 PM
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18. My vocabulary expanded so much from talking to the line cooks
Three years of high school Spanish and it's only now that I know how to say what I want to say.
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Thu Apr-27-06 03:01 PM
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Comprende, cabron? Pinche gringos son vagabundos. Chinga!
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Thu Apr-27-06 03:02 PM
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20. Besa mis pelotas, chingalero
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:34 PM
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Good luck finding it.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:41 PM
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8. Why was it miraculous?
Was it the car of some girl you'd never met before?
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:43 PM
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9. Because usually when you lose something in a girl's car
You don't ever get it back.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:44 PM
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Thu Apr-27-06 03:11 PM
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21. Yeah, I didn't get it back either
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:44 PM
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10. It sounds like you and I are having the same kind of day.
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:44 PM
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12. Clean house and car, and you will find it
Edited on Thu Apr-27-06 02:45 PM by Whoa_Nelly
Give it a try :evilgrin: on edit: Oh, yeah! Do your laundry, too! :rofl:
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:51 PM
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15. Checked my pants, upstairs/downstairs of my apt, my car
It's down to: girl's car taxi somewhere on the street
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Thu Apr-27-06 02:53 PM
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16. Wow! You must have a really clean house and car!
Edited on Thu Apr-27-06 02:53 PM by Whoa_Nelly
Will you come over and clean mine up? Please? I'll give you some candy! :party:
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