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"Blaine's Destiny," Episode Two: ( Major dial-up warning)

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:08 PM
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"Blaine's Destiny," Episode Two: ( Major dial-up warning)
Edited on Tue Apr-11-06 02:55 PM by LaraMN
The adventure continues....


Blaine has been sent into the deepest reaches of an uncharted jungle, in search of the "weeping orb." His mission is to acquire the orb through whatever means necessary, and return it safely to the Government, before it falls into the wrong hands.


Blaine trudges through the tropical heat weary but determined, when suddenly, the exotic sounds of the jungle ominously cease...





It's T'aum Dilae! Blaine's arch-nemesis! But...he's supposed to be dead! His arms whip madly, like exotic fleshy machetes, poised to strike at Blaine's throbbing jugular.





A battle ensues, and Blaine, his strength waning, is in deep trouble...





Suddenly, a shot rings out. Dilae rolls to the ground, mortally wounded.





Blaine rises to face the man who has snuffed out his foe. The man lowers his weapon...
"My name is Mick Shaney. I'm straight. I'm a man. A very straight man. A big exotic man. With a gun. I'm a Republican. and I'm straight."





"Quick. Get on the Jungle Juggarnaut- we haven't got much time, I'm taking you to my headquarters."




At headquarters, Shaney discloses his top secret information to Blaine,
"In fact, Blaine, I have the orb, and I'm willing to give it to you,"






But you're going to have to do something for me, first.





Blaine has the orb. But when returns home... will he still have Jessica?





Tune in next week, for episode three of "Blaine's Destiny"!
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   That was.... um... different.  MiniMandaRuth   Apr-11-06 02:17 PM   #1 
   Thanks!  LaraMN   Apr-11-06 02:34 PM   #4 
   LOL!!!!!!  Sugar Smack   Apr-11-06 02:22 PM   #2 
   Alright!  LaraMN   Apr-11-06 02:34 PM   #5 
      "Get on the Jungle Juggarnaut- we haven't got much time"  Sugar Smack   Apr-11-06 03:11 PM   #12 
         The best part was- Sophie was peeking over my shoulder and she said,  LaraMN   Apr-11-06 03:13 PM   #13 
   You are crazy  billyskank   Apr-11-06 02:25 PM   #3 
   Most certainly.  LaraMN   Apr-11-06 02:35 PM   #6 
   Oh. My. God.  _testify_   Apr-11-06 02:41 PM   #7 
   "Ever" ?!  LaraMN   Apr-11-06 02:52 PM   #9 
      okay, not EVER  _testify_   Apr-11-06 02:57 PM   #11 
   My dear Lara!  CaliforniaPeggy   Apr-11-06 02:47 PM   #8 
   I did stick it on my journal!  LaraMN   Apr-11-06 02:53 PM   #10 
   And the award for best thread of the day goes to . . . .  ET Awful   Apr-11-06 04:20 PM   #14 
   Major Dial-up tried to warn him!  swimboy   Apr-12-06 09:15 AM   #15 
   Very nice  miss_american_pie   Apr-12-06 09:17 AM   #16 
   I really hate to ask this  underpants   Apr-12-06 09:20 AM   #17 
   Hee hee heeeeeee!  Dangerously Amused   Apr-12-06 12:45 PM   #18 
   Brilliant!  kmla   Apr-12-06 12:49 PM   #19 
   You really have a whicked mind....  WCGreen   Apr-12-06 11:08 PM   #20 
   You're out of your fucking mind.  jane_pippin   Apr-12-06 11:13 PM   #21 
   *APPLAUSE* one question though....  GloriaSmith   Apr-12-06 11:14 PM   #22 
 
MiniMandaRuth (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:17 PM
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1. That was.... um... different.
But still great. Good job!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:34 PM
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4. Thanks!
:D
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:22 PM
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2. LOL!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :applause: Great work.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:34 PM
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5. Alright!
You're laughing- my ultimate goal! :thumbsup:
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 03:11 PM
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12. "Get on the Jungle Juggarnaut- we haven't got much time"
That pic got me choking on my tea. Thank you for the compliment!

:yourock:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 03:13 PM
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13. The best part was- Sophie was peeking over my shoulder and she said,
Edited on Tue Apr-11-06 03:14 PM by LaraMN
"Hey! I have that barbie! And I have that princess bike!"

:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:25 PM
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3. You are crazy
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:35 PM
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6. Most certainly.
But I do like hear it, now and then! :rofl:
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_testify_ (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:41 PM
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7. Oh. My. God.
Funniest shit ever.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:52 PM
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9. "Ever" ?!
I don't know about that, but THANKS! :hi:
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_testify_ (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:57 PM
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11. okay, not EVER
but definitely TODAY! I was seriously laughing out loud!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Apr-11-06 02:47 PM
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8. My dear Lara!
Edited on Tue Apr-11-06 02:48 PM by CaliforniaPeggy
This is sooooo funny! I love it.....

You should post these in your Journal!

Keep 'em coming, sweetie!


:rofl: :loveya: :pals:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-11-06 02:53 PM
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10. I did stick it on my journal!
That seemed like a good place to put it. Episode one is on there as well. Thanks! :loveya:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Apr-11-06 04:20 PM
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14. And the award for best thread of the day goes to . . . .
LaraMN . . . :woohoo:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-12-06 09:15 AM
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15. Major Dial-up tried to warn him!
In the next to last panel, I swear I could hear the bad synth soundtrack with pounding bass starting up.

You are a twisted genius, my talented friend!

:loveya:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-12-06 09:17 AM
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16. Very nice
:rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-12-06 09:20 AM
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17.  I really hate to ask this
but

what happened to the orb? :scared:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-12-06 12:45 PM
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18. Hee hee heeeeeee!



:rofl:



You're a regular comedienne, you are! I love it! Thanks for the laugh! :7
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kmla (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr-12-06 12:49 PM
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19. Brilliant!
I laughed!

I cried!

But mostly I just scratched my head, wondering if LaraMN should change her DU name to Hickory.

'cause she's a nut.

:7
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20. You really have a whicked mind....
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21. You're out of your fucking mind.
And that's why I heart you.

:rofl:
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22. *APPLAUSE* one question though....
what's up with the giraffe eating T'aum Dilae's neck in scene 5? The only reason I ask is because giraffes are herbivores. :shrug:
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