You know what really pisses me off? (RANT)

[ZombieNixon]

America's Next Top Model.

In my dorm, the RAs thought it might be a good idea to post montages of all the contestants by the elevators, meaning I have to walk past them at least once a day, usually more. Now, what got me thinking of this is the fact that each contestant has a picture of her bald, covered in glitter (sorry matcom, at least Kelly Brook still has hair) and wearing far too much makeup. That's not hot. Every time I walk past there, I find myself thinking "Don't look at the bald chicks, don't look at the bald chicks, don't look at the bald chicks." They creep me out. Then, I look at the bald chicks. Then, I look at the bald chicks. x( :scared: (Gonna have nightmares about them...the makeup makes them look like aliens). Then, I look at the rest of the pictures of the models with hair and without glitter...still too much makeup, though. I can safely say, I would not herk a single one of them. The look so empty-headed, vapid and self-centered. Why do people think this is attractive? I find it grotesque and repulsing. I relate it to the Zombie Principle of Animation. The closer a character gets to resembling real humanity, the more endearing it becomes, until it hits the "Zombie Threshhold," where it might physically resemble a human in shape and form, but one look at it shows it to have no soul and it turns people off. So close, yet so far.

Geesh, I think I'll take the stairs.

:rant:

[ThomCat]

1. Signs that you are truly a smart man.

[ZombieNixon]

2. That and I have a prelidiction toward hair on girls.

I like hair. :evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

3. Especially long hair...

Not epic length hair, but definitely long. It sometimes looks okay on a guy, but it almost always looks great on women.

[ZombieNixon]

5. Yes!

:D

I also have a weakness for shoulder length hair, curled under at the ends. :D

[MissMillie]

10. I like hair too, but I have seen

some women who look absolutely gorgeous with little or no hair.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Well, Natalie Portman looks good in anything...

even the Queen Amidala costume (talk about alien)...but the model contestants are no Natalie Portmans.

[MissMillie]

16. These women also come to mind

[Shell Beau]

4. But but but I like that show!

:hide:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Sorry, I don't.

Maybe it's the excessive numbers of bald, alien women I have to walk past every day now. I didn't used to care...now I hate it...thanks a lot RAs! x(

:popcorn:

[Shell Beau]

7. That was for a photo shoot they did and the girls donned

bald caps. They did shave one gal's head though, but she looks good. The rest were able to keep their hair. Focus on the beautiful faces and don't be scared!! ;)

[ZombieNixon]

8. The "beautiful" faces don't get me either.

I'm sorry, but I can't see anything behind those eyes. Plus, one of them looks like she wants to eat me, and not in the good way. :scared:

[miss_american_pie]

9. You have a problem with bald women?

Oh I forgot, women are just here to be attractive to men. Heaven forbid we should change our appearances to look like anything other than airbrushed objects of sexual attraction.







I'm teasing, and I'm going to go brush my long hair now. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

11. ...

:spank: x(

:P

[madinmaryland]

13. You know what really pisses me off?

People who endlessly promote the word "Herk"

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

14. Oh, you can just herk me off right now.

:P

[madinmaryland]

15. rrrarrrgghh!! Go herk yourself!

[Ariana Celeste]

17. I like having a buzzed head

I'm hot with or without hair. :D I did always keep my bangs, though.