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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:04 AM
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Me and matcom have started a new buisness venture: TeenSlap
Edited on Tue Apr-11-06 11:12 AM by sasquatch
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
You ever want to smack a teenage girl in public like Barry Bonds did with baseballs while he was on steroids, but you're too shy or hospitable to do it. Well with TeenSlap, me and matcom will do it for you because we lack the feelings of shame and remorse most people have towards violence against teenagers. At the measly cost of $1000+bail money and legal fees we'll slap that little bitch so hard it would make Bobby Brown and Ike Turner envious. Remeber our easy jingle: If a girl needs slappin' we'll make it happen.
:D :popcorn:
:sarcasm:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:06 AM
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1. gotta say....
Violence against children...even if they're teens....is really sick. :shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:11 AM
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5. especially lumping another person into the violence
I'm not sure Matcom would actually be a part of something like this
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:08 AM
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2. does it have to be a girl?
my son could use a good slap....
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:13 AM
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7. Don't see why not
It might cost more though.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:08 AM
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3. How much do you charge for a Paris Hilton slapping?
I realize she's not a teen but because I only have a dollar in my wallet I want to know if its a good investment or not.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:15 AM
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11. Hmm....It will be a tough job because of her securirty detail
So it will obviously cost more, so you'll need more money than that.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:16 AM
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12. I'll use it for chewing gum then
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:08 AM
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4. Be sure to use code words - like the Fried Chicken Dinner
.... lightly battered

*runs*
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:12 AM
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6. Whoa. Humor mis-fire here.
An invitation to hit a child by proxy "like Barry Bonds did with baseballs" is really hard to make funny, and I appreciate the effort you put into it. However, you failed.

And targeting teenage girls lends a misogynistic flavor - nice touch, Pistol Pete.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:19 AM
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16. I just figured people needed to see how stupid they sound when they say-
that.

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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:13 AM
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8. Almost as funny as beating toddlers.
Edited on Tue Apr-11-06 11:14 AM by Misunderestimator
:eyes:
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rd_kent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:13 AM
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9. Can I get a job?
I will actually pay you for it.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:16 AM
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13. You're hired
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:14 AM
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10. Even with the "sarcasm" image, this is tasteless.
There is NOTHING funny about violence. Not. At. All. :thumbsdown:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:17 AM
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14. Even if it's against Freepers and BIll O'rielly?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:20 AM
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17. What's the joke?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 11:20 AM
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18. Locked
You have to understand. These are simple posters. The common clay of the lounge.

You know, morons.



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