I got a new bike but it was plain-looking, so I spruced it up a bit.

[LaraMN]

Now it's a two-wheeled flea market.



:wtf:

[DS1]

1. That's the very special bike

Take it for a ride, go anywhere, and you're guaranteed to wake up in a mental asylum

[LaraMN]

2. I'd hit it.

With my car.

[DS1]

3. From behind?

[LaraMN]

4. That just feels so...impersonal.

I'm sure regardless of my tactics, I'd eventually end up on top.

[DS1]

6. Then, of course, you have the street version

[LaraMN]

8. For the pimps-in-training, I take it.

But what do the ho's get to ride?

[texas1928]

5. That seat looks very uncomfortable.

OW.

[LaraMN]

7. You just have to toughen up,

and not go over any bumps, in the meantime.

[texas1928]

9. I would be mortified to have to go to the ER with something off that seat.

Stuck in my ass. Think of the laughing you would get. And I would get the one doctor who does not have a sense of humor and then have to stand there and tell him what and how it happened while he looks all serious. I could not do it.

[Dangerously Amused]

10. It's okay Lara. I like your bike.

Here's mine the day I let WCGreen take it for a spin:






Hey, let's arm ourselves with squirtguns and sammiches and go ride bikes all day. Wanna?! :bounce:

[dpbrown]

13. I've got cow-tippin' on my mind...

[Dangerously Amused]

14. You bet!

Let's go tip a few! :7

[jane_pippin]

11. It looks like something one of my lunatic friends would do,

so I like it.

[Neshanic]

12. Is that candy on the spokes? Hmmmmmm caaaandy.