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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 12:47 PM
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Note to Kevin Federline: "icing" and "Tyson" do NOT rhyme...
This is one of the lines from the newly leaked Kevin Federline song from his first album:

"You got little dawg, a cake with no icing, K Federline, I snap like Mike Tyson."

This of course is an example of the old "taunt the competition by pointing out how non-delicious their desserts are" clich that has become so prevalent in most hard-core street rhymes. This can only lead to more violence, which is said, because I really looked up to KFed, and I thought he knew better.

hear Kevin Federline's "Snap" here

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=801
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 12:53 PM
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1. This guy has "Dumbass" written all over him.
And about 3 minutes after his albums comes out, he'll also have "Has-been" written beside it.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:04 PM
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2. This is from his first album:
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice baby
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:07 PM
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3. Who Is Kevin Federline?
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:44 PM
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8. HA HA! Nice TRY. You must bear this burden with the REST of us.
DENIAL will not save you.

:evilgrin:

:toast:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:49 PM
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10. There Are SOME Benefits From My Being Out-Of-Touch With Pop "Culture"...
Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 02:49 PM by arwalden
... it's not all bad. :hi:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:55 PM
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4. He's a regular Cole Porter, eh?
Or choose the latter day gifted songwriter of your choice, I suppose.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:57 PM
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5. He should've incorporated "Mike Tice-ing" instead.
Reknowned wordsmith that he is, I expected better. :P
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:28 PM
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6. If you say icing without the g, icin, then it rhymes with Tyson.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:45 PM
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9. I like LaraMN's idea much better.
It SHOULD have been Mike Tice-ing.

:evilgrin:

:toast:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:30 PM
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7. lots of things rhyme
one of the reasons I like writing in Nashville is that way unexpected stuf rhymes, like "oil" and "soul."
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:52 PM
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11. And paw and y'all
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:53 PM
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12. and "slower" and "floor"
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