Post your well wishes for Tom Delay here!!

[LynneSin]

I figured that Tom has dedicated the past 20 some years as congressional representative just trying to do what he can to make this world a better place. I thought I would start this thread where we could post our good thoughts, best wishes, hopes & dreams for Tom Delay as he ends one chapter of his life and moves on to a future in which the vision isn't quite in focus yet.

Perhaps if we have enough well wishes, I'll print this out and send a copy to Mr. Delay so he can see the love & respect that we, the members of the Democratic Underground, have for such a visionary politician

(yes, I managed to type that without gagging -have your fun, I will send this off to Tom Delay)

[Swamp Rat]

1. Nah nah naaah naaah, nah nah naaah naaah! Hey hey hey! Goodbye Tom!

[riona]

2. "If you are going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill

[no name no slogan]

3. Hope you enjoy your stay at "Club Fed"

and I hope you don't get sold to Bubba for less than 1/2 pack of smokes.

[Arkana]

4. Later, Tom! Don't let the door hit you in the padded ass on the way out,

you disgusting, pathetic excuse for a human being!

[azmouse]

5. Buh-bye Tommy boy!

and good riddance!
I hope your jail cell is very comfortable. If you need reading material during your stay, I'd be happy to send you a copy of the Constitution. Maybe you'll learn something.... but probably not.

[LynneSin]

9. You realize he'll just use that as toilet paper

that's all the Constitution is worth for them

[azmouse]

16. I'll send a copy printed on sandpaper

<------- DeLay after wiping his butt

[LynneSin]

17. Maybe you should send him something with fiber

looks like he's a little backed up there

[jpgray]

6. Well wishes? Well, I wish he would fall in a well and die.

[Crazy Dave]

7. Maybe he'll only get $40,000 for a speech instead of $50,000

That's the average dollar amount most ex politicians get for their speeches until they become full time lobbyists after two years.

[LynneSin]

10. You do realize he could probably end up in jail

:D

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. May your retirement years treat you as you deserve.

[LaraMN]

11. Look forward to seeing you in commercials for impotence drugs!

Although I hope the drugs fail you, you walking colostomy bag.

[JitterbugPerfume]

12. I wish Tom Delay to get

exactly as he gave----remember the Clinton impeachment and his role in it?

[tigereye]

13. oh those nasty liberals

no one should have to live through such angst...


:sarcasm: :bounce: :party:

[Richard Steele]

14. And a complementary issue of the HOTTEST new Repub Magazine:

[Road Scholar]

15. Tom, If we never see you again, it will be too soon. nt

[Orsino]

18. May his decaying corpse absolutely *not*...

...be eaten by syphilitic rats. Absolutely not.

[pdx_prog]

19. See ya Tom!

Hey! Now that you have some time on your hands you and Cheney can get in a little bird hunting!

[UrbScotty]

20. Hav a happy retirmint!

-Dann Kwayul

[Texasgal]

21. ADIOS

MOFO!!!

:bounce:

[Liberalynn]

22. Say hi to Bubba for us.

:hi:

Buh Bye now. ;)

[rustydog]

23. Delay...all those people you fucked to get to the top....

They are waiting for you at the bottom.

let's see how tough you are in jail.

Wanna pick my fruit for me so immigrants don't have to?

[LynneSin]

26. I had a co-worker who had a great suggestion for the enlistment shortages

She said that we should send all the non-violent criminals clogging our jails to serve in the Army over in Iraq.

Although I thought it was a bit harsh, I'm thinking that would be perfect punishment for Delay - let him go serve in the front line of Iraq

[KitchenWitch]

24. Let me know when you die so I can dance on your grave.

[SharonRB]

25. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

[Cyrano]

27. I'd join in with a wish for Tom, but the world has enough toads.

[Zorra]

28. Enjoy prison! And really, being someone's girlfriend won't be as

bad as you might think.

Good luck, I hope you get exactly what you deserve for the things you did while representing corporate interests in Congress.