I hate you, stupid Microsoft Word. I hate you.

[LaraMN]

Or I shouldn't be drinking martinis and trying to type a research paper while my eyes are all fuzzy-like. Why does it keep capitalizing the second letter of every word I capitalize? Maybe it's me. I've got all this homework to do; it's a good thing I have smart.

[petronius]

1. THats really weird.

If it is you (holding the shift key down a tiny bit too long), there is a setting in Word to correct inadvertent capitalization. I hate it because I type a lot of acronyms and it turns things like SWE and PNA into Swe and Pna, but if you're mainly typing normal text it would help.

[LaraMN]

2. Oh! I'm going to look for that setting!

I really think it's me.

[petronius]

9. I'm sure you've already found it

but if not pull down the 'Tools' menu, select 'Autocorrect...', and check the box to 'Correct TWo INitial CApitals'

[leftofthedial]

3. your eyes aren't fuzzy

iT's the kEyboard.

LEt's fing BIll GAtes and kIck his ASs.

[CarpeDiebold]

4. I can write your paper for you!

Plop your feet up, drink away, let me do all the heavy lifting. No "payment" *necessary*

I'm so bored. My spring break plans fell through and I'm looking at free time. I NEVER have free time, I don't know what to do with myself. Gah.

PS. What's your paper on?

[SmileyBoy]

5. Can you write my paper for me??

PLEEEEEASE???

[CarpeDiebold]

6. What's it on?

Sure, I can write it for you. If it's science or engineering. Anything else is a throw up

*DUDE!* are you the one who has to write 7 more pages tonight? WHAT are you doing posting here?! get to work man! We don't want you posting here tomorrow about how you have to turn in a late paper.

[SmileyBoy]

8. That's OK. I only have around 4 more pages to go.

I'm pulling an all-nighter.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. SUBMIT TO THE SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE

OF MICROSOFT! IT KNOWS BETTER THAN YOU, PUNY EARTHLING!