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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 02:56 PM
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I just masticated. Ask me anything.
!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 02:57 PM
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1. Was it good for you?
Tasty?
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:03 PM
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3. Oh yeah.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 02:57 PM
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2. I hope you cleaned up!
:evilgrin:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:04 PM
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5. No, I haven't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Robroy Donating Member (426 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:25 PM
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8. According to..
leading health experts, mastication has been found to be beneficial to mental and physical well-being. It should be done slowly and gently for maximum enjoyment.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:03 PM
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4. go wash your hands
;-)
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:07 PM
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6. Did you go blind?
Mastication is a burn in heck kind of sin, don't you EVER dare to chew your food ever again! Glad I'm agnostic, I can chew all damn day... Whooooooo
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:11 PM
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7. you girls
have all the fun. I have to take breaks.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:27 PM
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9. A Little Immodium-AD Will Take Care Of That For You...
(or maybe it's Calomine Lotion... I'm never sure which.)

-- Allen
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 03:27 PM
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10. How shocking! Aren't you embarassed to admit it?
*leafs through dictionary*

Oh, never mind. Don't forget to floss...
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