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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 12:59 PM
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My new Lounge soap opera....episode one.... (dial- up warning)
Edited on Tue Mar-28-06 01:00 PM by LaraMN
And now begins the saga of a man: a lone beacon of virtue in a world of scorn and deceit, a man for whom the word "impossible" holds no meaning...unless of course you're talking about being able to bend your appendages....here is episode one of.....


"Blaine's Destiny."


Blaine has been sent in search of Jessica Plastiboube- covert ops agent dispatched to locate a yellowcake uranium mine in the mountains of Wisconsin.



"Valiant, my trusty steed, we've nearly reached the summit of this harsh and deceitful mountain, with no sign of Jessica...I just can't figure it out..."



"Oh my heavens! It's Jessica! Naked and leaking body fluids...she must be dead! WHy?! Who would do this? Who could be so deceitful and unamerican?"


"I could! Yes, that's right....it's me.... Monica Missingcrautch, appendage of the rightwing "values task force," and your FORMER LOVER! Your lover, that is, until that fucking deceitful Jessica got in the way!"


"You see, Blaine- you can't be with Jessica. Because I need you. Blaine, I am pregnant with your child!"


"But Monica- that's impossible- I'm not attracted to... besides, I can tell you just have a giant snowball up your dress....see- it's melting out the bottom."


"I....I....Blaine!"



"You deceitful bitch! Nobody strips Jessica Plastiboube and leaves her for dead! Missincrautch, meet the back of my fist....er...angry palm!"


As Jessica and Blaine descend the cold, deceitful mountain, vicious native creatures consume the lifeless flesh of the evil Monica Missincratuch and the balance of good and evil is restored....for now.....



or is it?


Tune in next week for the thrilling second episode of...
"Blaine's Destiny".


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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:06 PM
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1. Bravo
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:09 PM
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3. Thanks!
Glad you liked it!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:06 PM
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2. Nominated
:rofl:

Great work, Lara!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:10 PM
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5. I'm always happy to crack up my pals!
Thanks for reading it!
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:10 PM
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4. Excellent!!!
It's been a while since I have read anything quite so funny.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:11 PM
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6. I was inspired...there are so many toys in this house just BEGGING
to be featured...I think I might do this every week...it's fun!
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:14 PM
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7. Excellent.... Captivating... Gripping!
Truly a story for our modern times!
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:20 PM
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8. Puts it all in perspective, doesn't it? I mean, Blaine's Destiny. Man.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:31 PM
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9. I laughed. I cried. It was a beautiful story.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:34 PM
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10. you're nuts!
:loveya:

What a wonderful story. :)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:56 PM
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17. Undoubtedly so.
But what good would I be to anyone if I weren't? :shrug: :D
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:44 PM
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11. OMG! Monica has, like, the most beautiful eyes!
I'm not attracted to . . . :rofl:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 01:58 PM
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12. Breathtaking cinematography.
And the special effects? Simply amazing.

:applause:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:17 PM
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13. Deceitful mountains are the very worst sort.
You're brilliant.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:42 PM
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14. LOL! Somebody has waaaaay too much time on their hands.
:evilgrin:

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:57 PM
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19. Actually, I really DON'T have time for this...
I just can't help myself! :rofl:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:00 PM
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23. Testify, girl.
I can totally relate, but I am not nearly as gifted as you are in the pix posting dept.

I really should be catching up on much needed admin work, but DU is sooo much more fascinating.

You did a great job on that story, though. I hope you know I was just teasing you. :hug:

You're very talented and creative. :applause:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:51 PM
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15. I predict this will be cancelled after one season.
Because you will tire of it quickly. :P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:55 PM
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16. Yeah, but the WB will pick it up in primetime.
Of that much, I'm certain.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:57 PM
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18. Oh my hell
:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:57 PM
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20. You are crackers
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:58 PM
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21. You
know you love me.
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:05 PM
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24. I don't
deny it. :)
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 02:59 PM
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22. OMG, I can't wait for the next installment
You must provide teasers and star bios!!!
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:09 PM
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25. Brilliant!
Can't wait for the next installment. :)
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:13 PM
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26. The snow is really getting to you, isn't it?
Excellent drama. I look forward to future adventures.

:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 04:39 PM
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31. Maybe a little bit.
Just wait until next week, I may employ use of a yellow Teletubby..
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Tyrone Slothrop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:39 PM
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27. I smell a Lounge Emmy!
Nicely done!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:43 PM
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28. The curtain falls...

...and the crowd goes WILD!


:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:




I CAN NOT WAIT until the next episode!


:popcorn:



OMG Lara, you SO tremendously rock! This was totally the highlight of my day! Thank you! :7



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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 04:38 PM
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30. Yay, DA!
I loves ya, baby! Glad to make you smile!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 03:48 PM
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29. Bravo! Bravo!
I can't WAIT for next week's episode!

:rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:02 AM
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32. Can you give him a side kick.....
You know, with homer sexual overtones....

(Or is it undertones....

I guess that depends on your proclivities....)

Then you could attract the Queer Guys and such....
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:05 AM
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33. CAN I? Don't I pretty much HAVE to?
:rofl:
I'm going to have to go buy another guy doll before I "film" next week's episode.
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:09 PM
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34. Aaaah - just what this stay at home mom needed
actually - could you have more sex in the next installment :D
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