Project X Update. Zeta. Gold. The yak flew to the mountain.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[shraby]

1. The scarecrow barks at dawn

[Devlzown]

2. Planet X

A West scientist and author has made the astonishing prediction that we will soon have the momentous proof that our Sun has another star in orbit around it. Such proof would shake science to its foundations and completely alter our way of looking at the solar system.

Andy Lloyd, 37, of Longlevens, Gloucester, who carefully assesses the evidence in a new book, puts forward a convincing case for the existence of the mysterious "dark star", or "Planet X", as it has also been called. http://www.westpress.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=145809&command=displayContent&sourceNode=145792&contentPK=13725423&moduleName=InternalSearch&formname=sidebarsearch

[Major Hogwash]

3. The mallard walked to the pond.

:tinfoilhat:

[Peter Frank]

4. Welcome to the the DU Major Hogwash...

:hi:

...but you should know by now that, "A wet bird never flies at night."

[Random_Australian]

5. No it didn't.

And it's Theta and Osmium. Where are you getting that stuff from? http://www.freerepublic.com ?
Zeta indeed! Pfffft. You ought to be ashamed.

I much prefered using flourine as a mind control agent. There is no need to get creative with the whole 'yak abduction'... what would you do with all the yak anyway?

[BikeWriter]

6. Crazy is talking in Double Secret Code. The freepers can't read it.

[NMMNG]

7. They can't spell it either

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

10. That's true, they're slow that way.

[BreweryYardRat]

8. Gamma tau zeta.

Wake the sleeping serpent.

[Ptah]

9. As per the previous arrangements:

● 放送終了のお知らせ ●

プロジェクトＸは2005年12月28日をもちまして、
放送を終了しました。

長い間、本当にありがとうございました。

[AussieDave]

11. Mary had a little lamb

Mairsy doats and dosey doats
and I'll be home for Christmas

Your loving son
Queen Victoria




(with apologies to Col. Flagg)