I am an blithering idiot. an IDIOT!

[LaraMN]

Recall my late-night, bleary-eyed struggle to get my papers done for handing in today? Well I went back over them today, prettied them up, and drove the 40 minutes to school for my appointment with my professor, only to find that I had forgotten my bag WITH MY MUTHA FUCKIN' PAPERS IN IT AT HOME! My professor didn't care- she laughed at me, but I was SO mad at myself. I constantly do crap like this. Now I have to get a sitter again and drive all the way back there tomorrow. MUWAHWHWHE&$@^@&#@!

[billyskank]

1. I think we must be related

:pals:

[LaraMN]

2. You too, eh?

I want to cry and go to bed. Also, my demented mind is thinking about going running again, tonight.:P

[anarch]

3. I'm no doctor, and don't even play one on television

but my unsolicited advice to you is to maybe get some rest!

Also: I do stuff like that all the time! :hi:

[LaraMN]

7. Yeah- that's what my Mama said.

she says I'm crazy and I need to get more sleep. She may be on to something...

[jpgray]

4. Hahahahahahaha

And of course you die a thousand deaths before your professor tells you it doesn't make any difference. :D

I did (almost) the same thing this semester, only slightly more irresponsible and dramatic. :P

[LaraMN]

5. I wasn't really worried about getting in trouble with her,

I just hate looking like an ass. In a similar vein, last week I walked face-first into a glass door at the gas station, because I was pushing on the wrong side of the door and not paying attention.:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Idiot.

[LaraMN]

9. Thank you for the affirmation.

At least I can rest firm in the knowledge that I'm coherent enough to make an accurate self-assessment.:bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. blith•er

(blthr) intr.v. blith·ered, blith·er·ing, blith·ers

To blather.

(Probably blend of blather, and dither.)



blath·er (blthr) also bleth·er (blth-) intr.v. blath·ered, blath·er·ing, blath·ers

To talk nonsensically.

n.

Nonsensical talk.

(Old Norse bladhra. See bhl- in Indo-European Roots.)





As if we didn't know? :shrug:



:hide:

[LaraMN]

11. I intend to make blithering an art form.

Sometimes you just have to accept where your strengths lie, like it or not.

[ForrestGump]

10. Show us your boots

(please)

:D

And please get some sleep!

...not that I'm in a good position to be saying that, myself.

[LaraMN]

12. Which boots?

:shrug:

[Benfea]

13. I hate when I do crap like that. n/t