DRAG QUEENS PISS ME OFF

[Skittles]

they have smoother skin than me......half the time they have nicer legs.......they really know how to work their hair and makeup. Where do they get off? I've always been female and am still unable to properly use eyeliner. They make some of us hopeless real women look really bad.
x(

[xultar]

1. Amen sistah! What is up with that? n/t

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. yeah but at least

YOU CAN KICK THEIR ASS! :D

[blm]

3. Try the MAC counter.

heheh. My personal favorite is Pussy Tourette.

[WillParkinson]

4. Once, on a bus headed for work...

There was a woman who got off the bus. The bus driver sat at the stop and watched her sashay across the street and said to me, "She's pretty damn hot!" and I said, "Yeah, not bad at all for a guy."

I'm surprised he didn't burn rubber to get out of there.

[Melsky]

5. I was mistaken for a drag queen once

on halloween in san francisco. The guy tried to grab my breasts, thinking they were fake, but they were real! He was shocked. Did I mention there was a lot of drinking going on?

[Skittles]

13. gawd

I visted my friends in San Francisco - a gay couple - their version of a tour of the city was . . . here's a bridge . . here's a bar . . . here's a bridge . . . here's a bar . . . I never drank so much in a two-week period in my entire life. They even took me to a bear bar! :D

[Johnyawl]

22. hahahaha I want that tour!

That would work equally well in Portland, they have a lot of bridges.

btw, how'd you like the bear bar?

[La_Serpiente]

6. I see them all the time

when I go out. Some of them are actually friends of mine.

[soleft]

7. We have a DUer who's a very talented drag queen

and I doubt that skittles could kick his ass.

[JohnKleeb]

10. Is it who I think it is

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

14. is it MATCOM ?

it IS, isn't it?

[terrya]

8. There are some fabulous drag queens who perform at "The Baton"

Just beautiful.

Wait...that doesn't help, does it?

[JohnKleeb]

9. Skittles you know the drill, kick their ass!

[roughsatori]

11. I have always liked and gotten along with drag queens

many of them are excellent fighters. We should remember they led the Stonewall rebellion.

[Skittles]

15. oh, I admire them a great deal

I just hate it when they look more female than me. :7

[Gingersnap]

12. Camp eye for the straight gal

Maybe they should have a tv show where gorgeous drag queens teach dumpy real women how to look fabulous. I'd sign up (to be made over, that is).

[Skittles]

16. lol

I was fixing to ask you how good you draw with eyeliner! :D

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. First customer: Laura Bush

She needs a drag queen makeover something awful.

[Skittles]

21. true

but I think you have to steel yourself for some of those catty comments! OW !!!!!

[Interrobang]

24. OMG, I want to be on that show too!

Where do I sign up? For the few occasions when I really need to look faboo, I'd really appreciate it if only I could! Usually, I just wind up looking like I'm trying too hard. Sigh...

Actually, I have a biologically male transgendered friend who's a better "female" dresser than I am -- much nicer legs, can walk in heels, natty clothes -- and sometimes he pisses me off for exactly those same reasons! Then again, he isn't trying to "pass," because he's still got a beard/mustache and won't wear makeup, but still... To be outdone by a beard in a skirt is something else.

...then again, I'm not exactly cisgender, either. On most gender tests I score marginally "man," even though I'm biologically female, and I "drag king" pretty well. (Oh, we're a hilarious pair!)

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. I gave up when

I realized that David Bowie is a better turned-out woman than I am.

[NightTrain]

18. Can't argue with that!

As an 11-year veteran of the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW cult, I've met a lot of drag queens, some of whom I didn't even realize were women until the second or third time I saw them.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Where the FUCK is TRANSEO!????

Speaking of hot looking drag queens...anyone seen DU's own Sweetie Dahling lately?

[mitchtv]

23. I don't want to brag but

I was personally dressed in Drag by the late Candy Darling. She then advised me not to go out.

[blm]

25. heheheh...

I remember her.

Ever see Pussy Tourette's "French Bitch" when he performs?

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. Brag away!

Now THAT is a story!

[arwalden]

27. Isaac Popped In Briefly About 2 Weeks Ago... Haven't Heard Anything Since.

Sorry.

-- Allen

[soleft]

29. I think I have a link to a show he just did -

PM me if you'd like to see the poster.

[commander bunnypants]

26. Well Skittles

learn how to use make up.


BAWHAHAHAHAHAH

DDQM

[thom1102]

28. I dress as one of the "Bud Light Girls" for Halloween one year...

You know, those guys in really bad drag, who crash ladies night for Bud Light? It was funny, I had a dress, heels, a wig, makeup, three days growth, and an unshaven (and REALLY hairy) chest. I walked in and up to one of my freeper/fundie co workers and said "Hey, Bob, give a girl a kiss!" He turned about eight shades of red. It was great!

[geniph]

31. Damn beeyotches, always showin' me up!

I still can't put on fake eyelashes without ending up with one glued to my cheekbone, or my nose, or sideways across the eyelid. How the HELL do they DO that?

And they all have better legs than I do! Bee-yotches!

(Gene Hackman in the Birdcage excepted - he looked like f'ing Linda Tripp!!!)