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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:29 PM
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Paris Hitlon has a fucking FRAGRANCE????
Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 12:32 PM by Taverner


What on earth does it smell like, a well used booth at a peep show? Stale aftersex?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:30 PM
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1. Coke residue and skank drippings.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:31 PM
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4. HAHAHAHAA
You gotta watch out for those skank drippings ya know....

One drop on your clothes and you never get the smell out...
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:35 PM
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7. And I would imagine some cheap booze as well.
(You stole the coke half of my joke. x()
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 02:09 PM
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27. Jizz too.
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:30 PM
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2. It smells like sex.
Duh.

No image, damn it.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:31 PM
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3. lol, my snarky thoughts exactly
thanks for saying it so I didn't have to. :rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:49 PM
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14. "
:hi: :pals:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:52 PM
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17. ...
:loveya: :hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:21 PM
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26.  ~


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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:32 PM
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5. Eau de Party Ho.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:34 PM
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6. Formaldehyde.
She's a walking corpse.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:42 PM
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8. I think thatt's her ex-friend, Nicole Richie
She's more like a wax skeleton you could train to walk around and smile
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:43 PM
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9. A Cumrag?
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:58 PM
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19. The term "cumrag" is uncalled for and not very appropriate
I prefer "jizzmop."

mikey_the_rat
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:08 PM
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24. Indeed, you're correct. My apologies. -- From now on... "jizzmop" it is!
:rofl:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:15 PM
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25. In a roundtable discussion with Bi Polar Bear and Oscar Wildcat
it was concluded that "cumrag" was, "Oh, so 80s," and "jizzmop" the preferred term (at least this week).

Your adaptation of the term is appreciated greatly.

mikey_the_rat
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:44 PM
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10. Maybe it smells like all the slutty men she's slept with.
Double standard, anyone? Anyone...?

By the way, I saw it at the store and it smells like fruit.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:46 PM
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11. Sustained!
None of my business who she screws.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:47 PM
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12. Hey, I'm PRO-slut
Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 12:48 PM by Taverner
But in her case, its more of a case of Paris being the only person in Paris' universe.

That's a trait the rich tend to live out, with wild abandon.

But my thing is more like, with her rep - how would this translate to a marketable fragrance?

I mean, would you buy Karl Rove - the Fragrance?
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:49 PM
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15. Yeah, Paris is gross. But it's not because of her sex life.
It's because she's so self-absorbed.

And whether someone sleeps with 10 people or 100, it makes them no better or worse than anyone else.

(Anti-Puritan rant over.)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:52 PM
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18. Yes I know some very caring, ethical sluts
Although I prefer the term,"Sexual Hobbyist"
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:58 PM
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20. I do too. But most of them are men. n/t
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LeftofU Donating Member (421 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 08:14 PM
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35. I'll secound this!
Pro Slut here!
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:47 PM
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13. really it's more of an "odor"
oh, wait, you meant that spray-scent shit she puts her name on. Nevermind.
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:49 PM
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16. i don't know what it smells like, but i'm sure......
it's tasteless.



famous for being famous. good work if you can get it.
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:00 PM
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22. RIMSHOT!
Brilliant.

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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:00 PM
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21. it smells like an untreated infection.
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 06:51 PM
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32. NASTY!!!
:puke:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:08 PM
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23. Don't you watch South Park?
The scent is called Skanque :evilgrin:

It can be found on the shelf right next to the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset."
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 02:11 PM
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28. Eau de Cheap Whore
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 03:16 PM
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29. "Smells Like Ho Spirit"
:rofl:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 03:32 PM
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30. I'll bet she does. Hope she covers it with some sort of perfume. n/t
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 06:46 PM
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31. LOL!
I knew I read down to the bottom for a reason...
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 06:52 PM
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33. Eau de Skank
n/t
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 06:54 PM
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34. What - she has a perfume to fuck by ??
Why weren't we told ?????
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 08:15 PM
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36. Whore's Juice. That's what my dad used to call perfume
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 08:17 PM
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37. Some people will buy freaking anything.
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