I'm going to die at age 77

[WI_DEM]

I went to a psychic fair just for the heck of it and and had my palms read and they did the tarot card thing. Then I got my death sentence. "You will die at age 77". There it is folks, I only have 35 years left. I said, "but what if I start exercising more?" and she just shook her head sadly.

Oh yeah, she said my mom had a message for me from the "other side"--"Clean your room!" she said. I said, "She always used to tell me that." My dear mother has been gone for nearly 17 years and her message to me from the great beyond is--"Clean your room!?"

Somehow I was hoping for more.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. According to a Ouija board, I have about six years left.

:shrug:

My high school principal was also a chronic masturbator, and there'd be a cure for diabetes in 1997. So there...

[RebelOne]

2. Well, 77 is quite a long life. So make the best of the next 35 years.

[bleedingheart]

3. The vibe I am getting says you live to 98...

[WI_DEM]

4. I like the way you vibe!

as long as I'm not in a rest home attached to tubes.

[bleedingheart]

6. the way I see it...you die as a result of the sponge bath given to you

by a tall Swedish nurse named Ursula....

[WI_DEM]

10. at 98 that would be pretty exciting.

[azmouse]

5. A psychic told me I'd have three kids...

I'm infertile. No kids. They blew that one big time.

[Strong Atheist]

7. 77 sounds good,

I expect to go sooner, and I am one year younger than you ...

[Blue-Jay]

8. Time to start smoking, drinking, and skydiving.

I mean, if she's so damn certain, you're indestructible for the next 35 years.

[WI_DEM]

11. I never looked at it that way

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Try this death date calculator

http://www.deathtimer.com/

Was actually looking for a different one I've seen online, but couldn't find it...