Would anyone like a handful of my nuts?

[flvegan]

They're only slightly salted. I have an abundance and would love to share. My nuts, when properly taken in, are high in protein and Omega-3. Try them before you decide not to take a big handful and put them in your mouth.

Seriously, just look at the packaging. Deee-lish!

[XemaSab]

1. .

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Deja Q]

2. Yes, I'd love a handful of your nuts!

And they're as much fun to hold as they are to put into my mouth!

[flvegan]

3. Wow.

Just...wow. Probably the same sentiment could be expressed by the nuts. That is, until any biting or chewing ensued.

[Deja Q]

4. Good thing I don't bite! And I can be creative with 'gumming' too...

[Shine]

5. Funny you should ask about nuts. I was just eating them, seriously.

I am partial to candied pecans, personally.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Oo! Oo!

Him...

[LeftyMom]

7. Nuts are an excelent source of nutrition

As is nut butter.

[flvegan]

11. Nut butter delivery

I understand is sort of a spray that occurs in spurts. Servings are usually smaller, but it goes a long, long way.

[LeftyMom]

12. .

[eeyore]

8. I'll handle your nuts if you dry rub my meat!

Unless you crazy vegans aren't into that sort of thing.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Deja Q]

9. Vegans don't eat meat, but what if the cucumber garden had been fertilized

by an animal?

[flvegan]

10. Sorry...I don't dry rub nor "smoke" the meat of another.

Well, that's not true. If I'm really into her...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. I KNOW it's Friday........I KNOW we're getting ready for

the weekend.....But really!

This is becoming a SEX THREAD! And you know what the rules say about that!

[flvegan]

14. But my dear dear dear CaliforniaPeggy...

this is nothing more than a thread about tasty nuts. Nuts that could and should be sampled by anyone interested in such a delight.

If this is a sex thread, it's not because of my intent. Rather it's because of those Lounge kids...can't take ANYthing seriously.

[In_The_Wind]

15. Pass some over this way.

They go great with beer.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

16. i like big nuts

like brazil nuts and pecans

[LeftyMom]

17. I love those

Macademia nuts too, I made some really great cookies with macademia nuts and vegan white chocolate last month.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

18. I know, I heard you sent them to those you love

....I didnt get any

[LeftyMom]

21. Well PM me your addy

I love baking and I'd be happy to send you a box of cookies next time I make some.

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. I has hoping for hardware.

I can never get enough.

[Texasgal]

20. Oh MYYYYYYY!!!