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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:45 PM
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Would anyone like a handful of my nuts?
They're only slightly salted. I have an abundance and would love to share. My nuts, when properly taken in, are high in protein and Omega-3. Try them before you decide not to take a big handful and put them in your mouth.

Seriously, just look at the packaging. Deee-lish!

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:18 PM
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1. .
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:25 PM
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2. Yes, I'd love a handful of your nuts!
And they're as much fun to hold as they are to put into my mouth! :9

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:27 PM
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3. Wow.
Just...wow. Probably the same sentiment could be expressed by the nuts. That is, until any biting or chewing ensued.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:28 PM
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4. Good thing I don't bite! And I can be creative with 'gumming' too...
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 06:29 PM by HypnoToad
:rofl:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:54 PM
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5. Funny you should ask about nuts. I was just eating them, seriously.
I am partial to candied pecans, personally. ;)

:hi:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:58 PM
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6. Oo! Oo!

Him...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:06 PM
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7. Nuts are an excelent source of nutrition
As is nut butter. :9
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:35 PM
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11. Nut butter delivery
I understand is sort of a spray that occurs in spurts. Servings are usually smaller, but it goes a long, long way.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:36 PM
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12. .
:spray:
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eeyore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:10 PM
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8. I'll handle your nuts if you dry rub my meat!
Unless you crazy vegans aren't into that sort of thing.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:18 PM
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9. Vegans don't eat meat, but what if the cucumber garden had been fertilized
by an animal? :scared:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:34 PM
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10. Sorry...I don't dry rub nor "smoke" the meat of another.
Well, that's not true. If I'm really into her...
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:37 PM
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13. I KNOW it's Friday........I KNOW we're getting ready for
the weekend.....But really!

This is becoming a SEX THREAD! And you know what the rules say about that!


:hide:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:40 PM
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14. But my dear dear dear CaliforniaPeggy...
this is nothing more than a thread about tasty nuts. Nuts that could and should be sampled by anyone interested in such a delight.

If this is a sex thread, it's not because of my intent. Rather it's because of those Lounge kids...can't take ANYthing seriously.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:43 PM
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15. Pass some over this way.
They go great with beer.
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:24 PM
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16. i like big nuts
like brazil nuts and pecans :9
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:25 PM
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17. I love those
Macademia nuts too, I made some really great cookies with macademia nuts and vegan white chocolate last month. :9
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:26 PM
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18. I know, I heard you sent them to those you love
....I didnt get any :cry:

:P

:hi:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:30 PM
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21. Well PM me your addy
I love baking and I'd be happy to send you a box of cookies next time I make some.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:29 PM
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19. I has hoping for hardware.



I can never get enough.

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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:29 PM
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20. Oh MYYYYYYY!!!
:blush:
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