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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:29 PM
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Enough with the breast-feeding threads. Repetition isn't funny
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:46 PM
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1. We definitely need a smiley with a machine gun...
:spray: :rofl:
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:24 PM
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5. You can find anything on the Internet(s)
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:52 PM
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6. Bwahahahahaha, That's GREAT!
:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:52 PM
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2. Well, what would you rather feed to people? And, more importantly,
mind if I join in?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:54 PM
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3. Enough with the breast-feeding threads. Repetition isn't funny...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:16 PM
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4. Happy birthday! I was meaning to tell you
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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