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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:28 PM
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I love porn.
Yes I do.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:29 PM
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1. even clown porn?
because I find it really really scary
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:31 PM
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2. .
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:33 PM
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4. just what I was thinking

scaaaaaary...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:40 PM
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8. Dude... y'all are creepy. n/t
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:36 PM
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6. Gacy did porn?
Link, please.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:39 PM
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7. Not sicko killer clowns, though.
I'll leave that for you. :)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:31 PM
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3. Believe it or not.
Yeah.

I'm a danger to the rights of women everywhere.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:43 PM
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12. you can't beat it when you're stroking
or trying to rub one out. :yoiks:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:33 PM
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5. So do I, but my pornagraph is broken.
;-)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:42 PM
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9. Hmmm........
I would rather say that I like erotica......

It has a nicer ring to it, don't you think?


:rofl:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:44 PM
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13. It Sounds Even Nicer If You Call It "Romance Novels"
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:45 PM
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14. Well that depends... does "erotica" mean it's soft porn?
Cause hell no.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:29 PM
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27. Porn and soft do NOT go together.....
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:44 PM
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29. Hardly.......nt
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:42 PM
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10. porn's a wonderful thing
alone or in groups.
:popcorn:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:46 PM
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16. I started this thread too late.
I have to go.
:(
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:42 PM
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11. I do too.
I really do. :evilgrin: There isn't anything wrong with that!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:47 PM
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17. I don't think so, either!
:hi:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:45 PM
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15. I am ex meth addict
Porn makes me want to do drugs. I threw away and deleted all my porn when I cleaned up! It's called PnP and it will ruin your life.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:47 PM
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18. PnP?
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 05:47 PM by redqueen
What's called PnP?

Porn makes me want to do things, but drugs is not one of them.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:51 PM
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19. porn got me through the first years of recovery.
i was hornier than i had partners when i got clean and sober.

cocaine
crystal meth
and alcohol

i was a new man in the horn dawg department.
and trust me -- i was always slutty.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:57 PM
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21. It ruined me for sex
I have to have viagra and I am only 38!
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 05:56 PM
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20. PnP=party and play
It's code for doing meth and having sex. During PnP sessions there is always porn playing. That is why I don't look at porn anymore. This meth is destroying my community! I have been quit for a year and a half but my counterparts keep on using. It's truly tragic.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:01 PM
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23. indeed meth is incredibly harsh!
i used intravenously.

for cocaine and crystal.

it was a bitch -- thank god for detox.

i had to get new friends. sober ones.

fortunately there are plenty of fun loving and very happy and horny{even using viagra} sober gay folk out there.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:13 PM
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24. Ouch!
Yeah, my brother is an attorney and he PnPs by shooting up. He is gonna lose it all and we can't stop him. You are lucky, you got clean the first try. Most meth addicts LOVE going to jail and they LOVE going to rehab because they can get rested and fat to go out and use again.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:19 PM
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25. oh i went to jail a few times
before it took.

but i was flat out looney tunes when i got sober -- i mean a street walking and talking kinda looney tunes.
and not making sense and talking to shit that wasn't there., etc.

so when i got cleaned up -- i was very, very grateful.

there's a lot more -- we won't get into it here.

suffice it to say -- i am one happy sober mother fucker!
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:29 PM
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28. Righ on, I am happy for you
and I am happy for me because I have been clean from the shit for a year and half. I still smoke weed and drink beer, but it's nothing like doing meth.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:01 PM
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22. And porn loves you right back........
I suppose. :shrug:
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taught_me_patience Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:25 PM
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26. Porn is great
I've been enjoying since I was 5 years old!
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Katherine Brengle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 07:48 PM
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30. clown porn... you sick twisted b*****d... lol
:+ :bounce: :+ :puke:
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:28 PM
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31. I love midget clown porn...
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:40 PM
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32. The internet is for porn
KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
Ive got a fast connection so i dont have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like im surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treeekkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

Im glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For poroops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until youve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!


Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
Thats gross youre a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people dont sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
Thats correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
Im leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!
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