After 13,000 posts, 3 years here.. I had all you all fooled.hahahahahahaha

[johnnie]

My name is really "Johnnie" with a capital "J" not a small "j". Suckers!

[KitchenWitch]

1. ...

[johnnie]

Ya got me

I had to scroll all the way down while thinking I had disappointed you.

[Bunny]

2. You think you had us fooled?

Only the strict DU rules kept us from calling you on your obvious and pathetic lie. Get a life, "J"ohnnie.

[johnnie]

8. Oh... I have a life

I'm gonna come back here as johnny next.

[Bunny]

11. Sure, toy with our emotions. Then cast us out, like yesterday's

paper.



PS - don't forget to try other languages, too. You could be Juan, Gianni, Ivan, etc.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Yeah, but you used your real name at that "other" site.

[johnnie]

10. I didn't do that

It is required by law that my real name is used on that site.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Yeah, I see you recently moved.

[johnnie]

28. .

Happy Birthday

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Thanks!

[Call Me Wesley]

4. That's good.

But my name isn't really 'Wesley.' I win! Nyah nyah nyah.

[johnnie]

13. Clever

Veeeery clever.

[Call Me Wesley]

17. I know, I know.

And the pic in my avatar isn't me! It's a dead person!

Congratulations on your milestone! I'm looking forward to many many more!

[EstimatedProphet]

5. My god! I'm stunned by this!

All those times I called you 'j'ohnnie, when you were actually 'J'ohnnie!

Why would you do this? Did you get some sort of a kick out of tricking us, is that it? Does it make you feel superior?

Well, I hope you got something out of it, 'J'ohnnie. I hope it's worth the knowledge of how much this has hurt, how 'E'mbarrassed we all are now.

I will never trust again.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. "'E'mbarrassed we all are now"

HA! I always KNEW you were Yoda... Yesssss!

[johnnie]

14. It was hard not to laugh at the meetups

Every time you called me johnnie.. I wanted to laugh, but I kept my cool. I had to keep the facade up no matter what.

[Fleshdancer]

7. but I trusted you! *tears*

damn you Bastard...with a capital B!

[johnnie]

16. And that my friend.....

Was my whole evil plan.

[LaurenG]

9. We KNEW it the WHOLE time

big J

[johnnie]

19. Uh huh

Now everyone is going to be saying that to save face.

[In_The_Wind]

15. Nice to meet you.

Johnnie

[johnnie]

20. Why thank you

You don't feel betrayed?

[In_The_Wind]

21. You're welcome.

Nope. I don't feel betrayed at all. So there!

[Katherine Brengle]

18. How delicious, lol.

[johnnie]

22. Yup

Delicious as a fox. Um wait...

[BikeWriter]

23. You're a dingbat?

[johnnie]

24. Well, I guess I could be

But no one ever used me in a poll.

[bigwillq]

25. Congrats on 13K!

[johnnie]

26. Why thank you sir!

I honestly didn't know I had just passed that until I needed to see what to put in my subject line..lol.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

27. Hmmm. So what's your Social Security number?

[johnnie]

29. 264-98-6920

Why?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. I just want to open some charge accounts in your name.

[Tikki]

30. What I heard....and making the rounds in...

the 'BUDU' Below Underground Democratic Underground is that your name is really: Jonnie without an 'h'...

....I'm just saying.



Tikki

[johnnie]

32. Ok..now this is getting really weird

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

[Benfea]

34. I clicked on this thread.

I don't know why, but I did.

[johnnie]

35. Sorry

Do you want me to reimburse you for the mouse click and keyboard wear and tear?

[Benfea]

40. Could you? That would be terribly sweet of ya. -NT

[nutsnberries]

36. i'm really disappointed.

i don't know if i'll ever be able to believe anything you type again.
you probably weren't raised Catholic, have never held a guitar, and you've probably kissed every DUer that gets anywhere near that tongue of yours. that IS a picture of yourself that you use for an avatar, right?

johnnie, i trusted you. you seemed like one decent human being.

[johnnie]

42. Human?

[Gormy Cuss]

37. You troll....

or are you a deep-cover mole? I get so confused....

[johnnie]

43. I was going for the mole thingie

But in the process I too got confused. So...who knows?

[Swede]

38. Don't let the door hit you .............

oh nevermind.

[johnnie]

44. I won't let it hit....

oh nevermind too.

[Blue-Jay]

39. WooHoo! You're a CU HERO!

Those stupid fucks don't require much to be entertained, on the other hand.

[johnnie]

45. A hero to all 20 of them

And that's on a good day.

[Misunderestimator]

41. I Knew it!

Don't let the door hit you on the small j.

[johnnie]

46. And

I knew you knew.