Let's use the DU "good wishes" voodoo for something -important-

[jpgray]

I have a date next Wed, and I'd prefer that it conclude at my place the next morning. Work your magic, good-vibraphones!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I think we should consider whether or not the date

wishes to be rescued by the lounge....

[jpgray]

2. Qualified good vibes are not good vibes

[jpgray]

3. Come on, you selfish fucksticks

Charity begins at an anonymous internet message board.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. "fucksticks" Are those like fishsticks?

It is Friday during Lent after all.

[jpgray]

16. It's my favorite alliterative portmanteau

[Midlodemocrat]

18. I prefer Chardonnay

[jpgray]

20. Ha! No wine on this date

I'll ask her to pour me a beer--that way I'll know if she gives lousy head.

[LaraMN]

4. It better not be my sister.

Confirm it is not, and I will allow some of my mojo to waft in your general vicinity. (Although I got totally rejected last night, so maybe that's not much help.)

[jpgray]

7. Hmmm. Does your sister have dyed red hair?

[LaraMN]

10. Nope! Light blonde. You're good to go.

Vibing really hard, for ya.

[ThomCat]

24. That looks like it hurts.

Are you sure you want to give him that much mojo?

[LaraMN]

27. Yeah.

He needs it.

[ThomCat]

28. Snap!

[MissMillie]

5. I told you, I'm saving myself for marriage....

[jpgray]

9. Waiter, my date is ice cold.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Can't we just have world peace instead?

A successful date for you is just too tall an order. Cal Tjader doesn't even have enough good vibes to make that happen.

[jpgray]

8. You define a successful date as concluding with sex?

Wow, that's shallow. I expected you to have more depth. Though how much depth you are capable of achieving during your definition of a successful date is certainly open to debate.

[miss_american_pie]

12. What will you be making for breakfast for the date?

[jpgray]

13. Sweet corn arepas with spinach, vegan sausage and balsamic butter

[miss_american_pie]

15. Okay, you can have the vibes then

[jpgray]

17. Now I'll have to borrow any cooking ability you have as well

[miss_american_pie]

19. Breakfast isn't cooking

Surely you can throw stuff into a frying pan.

Hmm, you do know which one the stove is, right?

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Conclude at your place after you drive her back there in the wee hours

of the morning after spending the night in jail for a drunken brawl with her that left you both knocked out in the alley behind the Five and Dime with a bottle of 409 and a tube of aspercreem and an 8"x10" glossy of Wilford Brimley between you, and you have to get her back to her car so she can get to work even though she won't have time to stop and change out of her vomit- and Cupric-sulfate-encrusted dress and you need finally to get the tylenol gelcaps out of your ass because they're making you more uncomfortable than the rash that's on your arm from when you were digging in the dumpster trying to find some of last night's thrown out Pizza Hut meat-lover's special and got a mix of pizza grease and drano on it before you fell down and scraped your arm on the motor-oil and gasoline filled puddle of old, mosquito-larva-laden water right before you asked the tranvestite stripper with whom you apparently threw muffins at a bike cop at the fish market to tattoo his phone number there, and you need to stop at the planetarium to pick up your underwear?

[jpgray]

22. Are you finished strangling that hooker with a coathanger?

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. I'm done now.

Yeah, I did edit it a few times...

[jpgray]

25. Editing is fun

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. I realize you haven't my question yet.

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. Whoops - obviously I meant to say "haven't ANSWERED my"

[jpgray]

34. At least you answered mine

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[XNASA]

21. It only works on people.

[ThomCat]

26. I'm not getting any this weekend

so I'll send you any good vibes I've got saved up. Someone should get laid this weekend.

[SOteric]

29. What's in it for us? I still don't have a crappy portrait, you know...

Will this make you a kinder, gentler, more mock-worthy jpgray?

[jpgray]

30. I'm waiting for sundog to come back

All the portraits are finished, but I can't just go and post them all at once. How unfair that would be.

[bigwillq]

32. Sorry, this is a frivolous thread

I can't respond to it!