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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:30 PM
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Let's use the DU "good wishes" voodoo for something -important-
I have a date next Wed, and I'd prefer that it conclude at my place the next morning. Work your magic, good-vibraphones!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:31 PM
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1. I think we should consider whether or not the date
wishes to be rescued by the lounge....
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:32 PM
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2. Qualified good vibes are not good vibes
x(
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:42 PM
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3. Come on, you selfish fucksticks
Charity begins at an anonymous internet message board.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:04 PM
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11. "fucksticks" Are those like fishsticks?
:shrug:

It is Friday during Lent after all.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:07 PM
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16. It's my favorite alliterative portmanteau
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:10 PM
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18. I prefer Chardonnay
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:16 PM
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20. Ha! No wine on this date
I'll ask her to pour me a beer--that way I'll know if she gives lousy head.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:54 PM
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4. It better not be my sister.
Confirm it is not, and I will allow some of my mojo to waft in your general vicinity. (Although I got totally rejected last night, so maybe that's not much help.) :rofl:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:56 PM
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7. Hmmm. Does your sister have dyed red hair?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:03 PM
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10. Nope! Light blonde. You're good to go.
Vibing really hard, for ya.


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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:19 PM
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24. That looks like it hurts.
Are you sure you want to give him that much mojo?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:29 PM
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27. Yeah.
He needs it.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:32 PM
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28. Snap!
:rofl:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:55 PM
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5. I told you, I'm saving myself for marriage....
:silly:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:58 PM
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9. Waiter, my date is ice cold.
:cry:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:56 PM
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6. Can't we just have world peace instead?
A successful date for you is just too tall an order. Cal Tjader doesn't even have enough good vibes to make that happen.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 02:57 PM
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8. You define a successful date as concluding with sex?
Wow, that's shallow. I expected you to have more depth. Though how much depth you are capable of achieving during your definition of a successful date is certainly open to debate. :D
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:05 PM
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12. What will you be making for breakfast for the date?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:06 PM
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13. Sweet corn arepas with spinach, vegan sausage and balsamic butter
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:07 PM
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15. Okay, you can have the vibes then
:P
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:07 PM
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17. Now I'll have to borrow any cooking ability you have as well
:P
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:10 PM
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19. Breakfast isn't cooking
Surely you can throw stuff into a frying pan.

Hmm, you do know which one the stove is, right?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:06 PM
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14. Conclude at your place after you drive her back there in the wee hours
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 03:16 PM by Rabrrrrrr
of the morning after spending the night in jail for a drunken brawl with her that left you both knocked out in the alley behind the Five and Dime with a bottle of 409 and a tube of aspercreem and an 8"x10" glossy of Wilford Brimley between you, and you have to get her back to her car so she can get to work even though she won't have time to stop and change out of her vomit- and Cupric-sulfate-encrusted dress and you need finally to get the tylenol gelcaps out of your ass because they're making you more uncomfortable than the rash that's on your arm from when you were digging in the dumpster trying to find some of last night's thrown out Pizza Hut meat-lover's special and got a mix of pizza grease and drano on it before you fell down and scraped your arm on the motor-oil and gasoline filled puddle of old, mosquito-larva-laden water right before you asked the tranvestite stripper with whom you apparently threw muffins at a bike cop at the fish market to tattoo his phone number there, and you need to stop at the planetarium to pick up your underwear?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:18 PM
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22. Are you finished strangling that hooker with a coathanger?
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 03:21 PM by jpgray
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:19 PM
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23. I'm done now.
:rofl:

Yeah, I did edit it a few times... :-)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:21 PM
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25. Editing is fun
:)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:42 PM
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31. I realize you haven't my question yet.
:P
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:42 PM
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33. Whoops - obviously I meant to say "haven't ANSWERED my"
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:48 PM
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34. At least you answered mine
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:17 PM
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21. It only works on people.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:23 PM
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26. I'm not getting any this weekend
so I'll send you any good vibes I've got saved up. Someone should get laid this weekend.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:59 PM
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29. What's in it for us? I still don't have a crappy portrait, you know...
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 04:00 PM by SOteric
:shrug:

Will this make you a kinder, gentler, more mock-worthy jpgray?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 04:14 PM
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30. I'm waiting for sundog to come back
All the portraits are finished, but I can't just go and post them all at once. How unfair that would be.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 06:44 PM
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32. Sorry, this is a frivolous thread
I can't respond to it! :evilgrin:
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