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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:51 PM
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Poll question: It's quiet in The Lounge today, too quiet...
The words above are immediately followed by a dire emergency in nearly every movie produced. What emergency do you predict will befall us? Pick one and/or add your own. Inquiring minds want to know!

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:59 PM
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1. Something will erupt.
People will run. Lots of couples will have warm, fuzzy, 'bathing in the glow of our desperation-induced romanticism, even though we're about to have our fleshed melted' moments. At the last possible second, we will be saved by laser beam technology.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:02 PM
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4. Oh, I like your scenario. ;-)
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:56 PM
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21. I need a partner to have a moment with.
Preferably female and agreeable. Any takers?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 05:24 AM
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63. Frick'n LASERS!
Spoil all the fun...

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:00 PM
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2. Maybe everyone's catching on to Photoshop week
and is busy humiliating other DUers

Just an idea
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:04 PM
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7. ROFL! Perhaps we'll have a montage of all of the above?
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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:02 PM
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3. Pastor Robert Tilton will rip one and say, "GLORY!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:03 PM
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There is no emoticon or web catchphrase to express how hard I am laughing right now.
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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:07 PM
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10. I'm readin' you on both sides, pal, don't worry! LOL
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:03 PM
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5. -
There is no emoticon or web catchphrase to express how hard I am laughing right now.
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:04 PM
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6. Why do you come to the land of the Zulu???
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:07 PM
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11. Uh...
we come to enslave you and steal diamonds in peace.
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:09 PM
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14. Not really funny, but it is! LOL!!! n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:04 PM
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8. The slutty one is gonna get it
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 01:05 PM by underpants
Which is a shame I liked WillPitt
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:09 PM
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12. Ha ha ha ha ha! Poor Will!
:rofl:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:06 PM
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9. Xema will attack at 11:06 Pacific time
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 01:06 PM by XemaSab
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 06:09 AM
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24. All fear Xema!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 02:47 AM
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25. Hail Xema!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 02:58 AM
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28. Did it happen yet?
:scared:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 02:59 AM
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29. Did what happen yet?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:01 AM
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30. Did Xema attack?
Did we all have our minds erased and were we all turned into Xemaphiles?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:02 AM
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31. I dunno... do you feel like a Xemaphile?
:shrug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:05 AM
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32. Yeah.......
....kinda felt that way for a few weeks now.




































What did you do to me?????









































:loveya:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:06 AM
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33. I'm innocent, I swear!
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:10 AM
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34. Must be a natural phenomenon, then
What is the appropriate treatment for one affected with Xemaphilia?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:14 AM
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35. The appropriate treatment
is reading a book about English grammar. Right?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:16 AM
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36. You're so cruel
:cry:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:19 AM
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37. You live on the other side of the planet from me!
Dwelling on my fine features would only prove frustrating.... learning to speak English properly will only win me in the long run. :loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:37 AM
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38. Anyway
I didn't want to say "afflicted" because that would indicate a condition from which I wish to free myself. :loveya:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:38 AM
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39. You don't wish to free yourself from the torment
that comes from being so far away?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:41 AM
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40. That part of it sucks
:(
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:41 AM
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41. Or not, as the case may be!
:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:43 AM
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42. Indeed
:loveya:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:49 AM
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43. I need to apologize
I'm sorry I get so jealous, but you just get so much attention from the ladies....
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:52 AM
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44. It's okay, silly
:hug: :loveya: :*

I like all these people, but there is only ONE DUer I am thinking of coming to visit...if I'm welcome at your place. :)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:55 AM
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45. Of course you're welcome here!
We'd be on the road the whole time, probably.... I am looking forward to showing you the state! :bounce:

I only hope you'd show me your country if I were to visit there! :bounce: :bounce:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 03:56 AM
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46. For sure
I'd certainly show you around. I would be seeing much of it myself for the first time, too. :hug:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:01 AM
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47. You're really going to enjoy California!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:09 AM
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48. I know
:)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:14 AM
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49. Anything in particular you want to see or do?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:16 AM
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50. Yes and yes
But you can take me out to see the sights, too. I'm cool with that. :P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:23 AM
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51. You're a naughty, naughty lad...
:o
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:23 AM
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52. ...
:loveya:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:25 AM
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53. You seem to enjoy vexing me altogether too much...
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:26 AM
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54. If you wish, I will desist
Whatever you want. :)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:27 AM
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55. Don't tell me I've trained you that easily....
:P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:28 AM
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56. If only the puppy was that easy, huh?
:)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:30 AM
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57. So you're saying that I do, in fact, have you trained?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:32 AM
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58. Apparently you do
Really I just want a quiet life, which makes me very easily trained. :)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:35 AM
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59. A quiet life, eh?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:43 AM
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60. Holy shit
That is one fuck-off great big tree! :o
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 04:45 AM
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61. Really? I hadn't noticed....
:D
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:09 PM
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13. Other, this is what has happened..
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:12 PM
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15. Aarrgghh! That was terrible (and oh so predictable!).
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:17 PM
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16. Everyone will seperate...
never understood why this happens in movie after movie ...
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:19 PM
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17. Agreed. And what is with the refusal to turn on lights?
Everyone knows that murderers love the dark.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:53 PM
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20. Agreed! If I was scared, I would turn on as many lights as
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 01:53 PM by Strong Atheist
possible!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:22 PM
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18. Yep, be careful searching the attic and dungeon!
:scared:
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:32 PM
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19. Other
Maybe they are out hunting wabbits!

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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:21 PM
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22. ...or quail!
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 03:53 PM
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23. So come on over to StormFront
and fight evil with me.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 02:51 AM
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26. Aliens will kidnap Bush,
then fly back down a few days later and say "We don't want him! Keep him! And just so's you can't give him back we'll make him head of all science in the world"


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 11:15 AM
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66. Oh no!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 02:55 AM
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27. The feds will shut us down by "disappearing" us one at a time, until...
We no longer exist and no one will be able to find us. <scary, suspensful music plays about now and Ellen Degeneres makes one of her scary, suspensful music faces into the camera.>
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 11:45 AM
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68. I think it's happening already...
:scared:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 05:14 AM
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62. Other: Somewhere in the distance a dog barked...
That is all.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 06:45 AM
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64. A dog... barked? Isn't that anticlimactic?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 07:01 AM
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65. Yeah, but it was a big dog...
I'm getting used to letdowns lately.

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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 11:17 AM
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67. Hello, I'm Riley Martin. A friend to the ALIENS... (nt)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-12-06 08:24 PM
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69. ACK!
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