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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:08 PM
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For you guinnes fans....a joke
>Subject: Irish Beer
>
>At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
>organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
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>
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>Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
>best
>bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate."
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>Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
>beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
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>Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein
>Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
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>Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
>coke
>with ice and lemon? Tanks."
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>The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
>their
>faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
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>Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither
>am
>I.
>
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:46 PM
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1. Good one!
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:49 PM
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2. Guinnness!
It isn't just for breakfast any more.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:51 PM
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3. Slainte!
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:56 PM
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4. Nice!
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mtowngman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:57 PM
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5. nectar of the Gods
preferably extra stout!
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