I just saw a woman breast feeding while I was taking a walk -- disgusting

[LostinVA]

Where the hell did my Milk Duds and Twizzlers go...

[Misunderestimator]

1. Was she in a swimming pool?

[DS1]

2. Only because she was pushing out another one

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Hey - she gets more welfare. She can probably buy the Lexus now.

I bet she was a minority, too. And probably Catholic or Pentecostal or Charismatic.

[LostinVA]

4. She had JUST come from one, I mean, I can't eat at the damn pool

WTF can the baby???

[XNASA]

3. Was she making fried chicken with a cornflake batter too?

'Cause that's even worse.

[Debi]

54. No, but she just let her cat out to eat some songbirds n/t

[mikeytherat]

5. What, exactly, does one feed a breast?

Is there a Purina Teat Chow or the like?



mikey_the_rat

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Was she walking too?

Sometimes multi-tasking isn't a good thing, especially if the baby is old enough to have teeth.

[LostinVA]

7. No, but her other kid was running around screaming... ANNOYING!

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Why do those people insist on inflicting their family lifestyles on us?

I mean really, she could practice this child rearing stuff in the privacy of her own home. There's no need to make everyone see it.

[LostinVA]

30. I know.... flaunting it! And her breasts....

[In_The_Wind]

8. Where was she when you saw her doing this?

[LostinVA]

10. Ummm..sitting on a retaining wall between a pool and an upscale restaurant

[Misunderestimator]

11. Was she drinking martinis?

[LostinVA]

12. No, mojitos -- close though

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I bet she was smoking, too. All breast feeding women smoke.

At least, the ones who breast feed in public instead of keeping their shame at home where it belongs.

[El Fuego]

25. I bet she was eating steak tartare too.

[Misunderestimator]

73. Yes, and blowfish sushi

[LostinVA]

29. She didn't have a cigarette then, but I SMELLED it on her -- unbelievable!

[Misunderestimator]

44. How close were you to her breasts that you could smell her?

[LostinVA]

49. I can't answer that... or my girlfriend may make me sleep on the couch

[Texasgal]

18. No...no...no...

She was smoking... while pregnant, while nursing in a public pool while her young bratty child was running around and screaming with a cornflake battered chicken wing in his hand!

[Misunderestimator]

21. OMG! The shame.

[LostinVA]

31. You forgot the "I Love South Dakota" breastfeeding shirt she was wearing

[In_The_Wind]

13. There are more serene locations that would be more approbate.

I will assume that she wasn't actually letting her breast show. Right?
Or was it truly indecent exposure rather than an example of poor judgment on her part.

[LostinVA]

32. Joan needs some popcorn, gang

[Bunny]

14. Were housecats outside killing wild birds?

And what would poor Laura Branigan think?

[radwriter0555]

16. I bet she had an off-leash pit bull with her as well.

You know how those pit bulls are.

[LostinVA]

34. A Rottie was chasing an old lady nearby, now that you mention it...

[radwriter0555]

65. I bet that old lady had one of those red cross katrina $2000 debit

cards and the rottie wanted it.

[LostinVA]

67. The Rottie was actually after the Louis Vuitton bag she bought with

the Katrina card....

[johnnie]

19. Was the baby smoking too?

Because IF IT WAS....

[El Fuego]

20. Was she in a park which prohibits childless adults?

[LostinVA]

35. Yes... and she did look like a perv to me... even if she wasn't male

[El Fuego]

63. After all, she was an adult exposing herself to a juvenile

So there you go.

[LostinVA]

68. Breastfeeding is sexual

[genie_weenie]

22. Were her breasts engorged and veiny?

because that is so hot! Could you describe in detail the way the light played off the slope of her heaving bosom...

[LostinVA]

36. All men are evil and sexist

[Katherine Brengle]

23. Is this for real, or is supposed to be funny?

[progmom]

24. it's a gentle poke at all the silly lounge flamefests of the last year

...or so.

[Katherine Brengle]

28. Very good to hear, lol. Sometimes I am sloooooooooooooow...........

[LostinVA]

37. And, I'm sure we forgot at least a few...

[ContraBass Black]

51. You forgot to mention that she was listening to rap music.

Think of the children!

[LostinVA]

55. And making her kid eat Indian food

[Misunderestimator]

74. While spanking him.

[LostinVA]

69. It's not even real music

[Debi]

57. Like, was she wearing a Peter Pan hat?

[leftofthedial]

26. did she bring enough for everyone?

probably not.

[Redstone]

27. How well had she held up for her age?

Redstone

[LostinVA]

38. Gravity had not been kind to her...

[Midlodemocrat]

33. Was she smoking?

[TrogL]

39. So stop walking

if walking is that disgusting

[Heidi]

40. What was she thinking???????

Whippin' her boob out there for that whimperin', hungry child just when you needed the respite of a walk. Some people.

And I'll bet it was the first breast you'd ever seen. The _shame_.

[LostinVA]

41. Well, let me tell you, Heidi

I like breasts as much as the next lesbian, but they should be kept where they belong: in the bedroom!

[Heidi]

42. You're the first lesbian

I've ever heard say that.

[LostinVA]

43. Maybe it's because I'm lying

[Heidi]

46. I know.

Call Me Wesley said the same thing. "She's lying."

I love this thread, gf. It sorta reminds me of Baptist Sunday School.

[LostinVA]

48. Call Me Wesley is smart

The two of us have that, along with something else (giggle), in common.

This thread is cracking me up too, GF... esp. some of the people that think it's real.

[madinmaryland]

45. Was she in a restuarant doing that?

Its so rude to bring kids to a restaurant and then do that. Especially when they're on a cellphone.

[LostinVA]

50. Hmmmm... we forgot the cell phone until now....

[Montauk6]

47. Don't worry, mein comrade!

When the consoviet dominionists obtain full utter (udder?) control, that sort of abomination will be labelled a Crime against Decency and Jesus (in that order).

Janet Jackson was test, it was only a test...

[LaraMN]

52. Well? Did you kick her in the teats, or what?

You're all talk, no action, aren't you?

[LostinVA]

53. I called up Homeland Security -- I'm a REAL American

[Deja Q]

56. If she offered you a swig, would you decline?

[LostinVA]

59. Never in public!

[Deja Q]

61. So you'd never decline in public?

Neither would I.

It'll get those nasty rumors about me quelled, once and for all...

[LostinVA]

70. giggle

[underpants]

58. Oh (wipes mouth) sorry about that

we didn't think anyone was in there

My bad

[pdx_prog]

60. I have to admit, it really bothers me when I see a woman doing this...

because I always want to watch! Ever since I was about 12 and watched my sister feeding her son I was intriqued by it. It is such a loving thing to watch....

[Deja Q]

62. Oh, so it's better that only men do it?!

[El Fuego]

64. Bad. Visual.

[tigereye]

66. no doubt someone will be calling the evening news

to protest such a salacious display....

[LostinVA]

71. The La Leche League women are nothing but Commie terrorists

[El Fuego]

72. Got milk?

[tigereye]

76. it still amazes me that people make a big fuss about this

I never had a problem when my kid was little. No one ever said anything to me. Of course I would probably have ripped their head off....

[ismnotwasm]

75. I bet they were fake breasts.

Implants. Are you in Southern California? Because if you are, I know they were fake....

[LostinVA]

78. Central VA -- I thi k they WERE fake

[ismnotwasm]

80. Ahh yes. Central VA.

They MUST have been fake....

[LostinVA]

82. It's known as the "Implant Capital of the Mid Atllantic"

I saw it on "Dr. Phil."

[ContraBass Black]

77. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute,

Was it Angelina Jolie?

[LostinVA]

79. If it was Angelina, I would have definitely asked her

"Got Milk." Just sayin'...

[Bucky]

81. So what was she doing with the other one?

Filthy naughty passsion pillows!

[LostinVA]

83. That's a whole 'nother thread....