I am back from my sabbatical/martial arts training

[Zuni]

I learned the art of ninjitsu from a wise old ninja master. Now I can kill people with my bare hands and am stealthy like the night. Ask away

[progmom]

1. how many people have you killed?

and what did you do with sundog?

[Zuni]

3. I can't say

killing is technically illegal, so I am not going to be a fool and answer that question on the internet. But I'll give you a hint---it was more than three and less than 5 and they all deserved it

[Misunderestimator]

10. You didn't answer what you did with Sundog!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Have we met?

[Zuni]

4. I'm sad

and I missed you. Yes, we knew each other. We had our little fling. I cannot believe you didn't remember me

[Midlodemocrat]

5. *slaps forehead* Now I remember!!!!!

How've you been? I was just wondering about you the other day.

[Zuni]

7. I had a lot of personal issues to deal with

and DU was also not a friendly place for a while---a lot of acrimony, so I avoided it. But I decided to drop by and say hello to all of my comrades here.

It is nice to see you are still here

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I am, with my little grey man friend again.

I really like DU, but I can totally sympathize with your feelings. Things get weird here every once in a while.

[XNASA]

6. How big is your sword? nt

[Zuni]

8. that, sir, is a closely guarded trade secret

but it is fully capable of cutting straight through a shetland pony (I know from experience)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. What are those little smokebombs made of? -nt

[crispini]

12. So are we now ready to re-establish the lounge dictatorship?

All Hail Zuni!