Mr. Coffee died this morning

[catmandu57]

He passed at 5:55 am, actually he was a Black and Decker, but a fine machine that will be missed. Luckily, I always keep a spare just in case this happens.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. I am so sorry.

I know how you feel. We lost ours a couple months ago.

[LostinVA]

2. Ashes to ashes, grounds to grounds...

[DainBramaged]

3. Leaves behind his widow Caffeine and only child Rush

[LostinVA]

9. giggle

[StaggerLee]

4. Sorry for your loss

I'll light a candle and recite a few Juan Valdez' for the little fella.

Godspeed B&D Mr. Coffee unit!

[NoPasaran]

5. I didn't even know he was sick!

[nutsnberries]

6. i'm sorry... i hope your spirits were lifted

quickly.

probably in the amount of time it took to get the spare up and running, huh?

[texas1928]

19. Well while you have coffee and donuts...

I am running up and...

































TAG!!!! YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!

[Roon]

7. Let me guess

It made half a pot then quit on you?

[Benfea]

8. You know, I stopped drinking caffeine in the morning...

…and to be honest, I feel much better.

[catmandu57]

10. He passed in his sleep

so as far as I know it was painless, at least for him. When there wasn't any response to my wake up call I went to check, finding his cold dead corpse.
Services and burial will be wednesday when he goes out with the garbage. The family request that in lieu of flowers donations to be made to the Mr. coffee memorial.

[StaggerLee]

11. Where have you gone, Mr. Coffee yo

Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
What's that you say, Mr. Catmandu.
Joltin' cuppa Joe has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey.

[mikeytherat]

12. But now you have the opportunity to get a percolator!

Seattle's Best Fair Trade Organic perc, perc, percolating in Mr. Farberware right now...mmmmm

mikey_the_rat

[Bunny]

13. My condolences to the Black and Decker family.

[Strong Atheist]

14. Black and Decker? I believe you can return those to Sears.

There is a guy I know who goes to garage sales looking for old tools of a certain type, because Sears has some kind of return/trade in deal, or maybe a lifetime warranty...

[tjwmason]

15. Very lucky you have a spare.

Otherwise this would have been an utter crisis.

My condolences - requiescat in pace oh coffee machine.

[BrotherBuzz]

16. I'm confused, I thought Mr. coffee died in 1999

He had a lifetime batting average of .325, too!

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool1999/obits/dimag...

[catmandu57]

17. Don't tell anyone

but he was a clone taken from castoff cells from joe's right thumb.

[MissMillie]

18. It's a good thing we still have Juan Valdez

[Aristus]

20. "Get out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead,

The morning's looking bright,
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be...a girl...

Sometimes you wanna GO
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
And you wanna go where
Everybody knows your naaaaaaaame"

:-)

[WeRQ4U]

21. I bet it was hard to "pull the plug" on him.

He's in a better place.

[Beer Snob-50]

22. My condolesces (sp)

I will say a prayer and hope that a dunkin donuts or at least starbucks is nearby.

[catmandu57]

23. Are you kidding?

I'm in the sticks, the hoot owls have sex with the chickens here, that's why I always keep a spare on hand. If this one goes down it has a spare as well. I won't go without my morning cup.

[htuttle]

27. If worst comes to worst

Just dump the grounds in a pot of boiling water and drink it Turkish.

[driver8]

24. A spare coffee maker??!! Brilliant!!

Why the hell didn't I think of that??

[El Fuego]

25. So tragic

[proud2BlibKansan]

26. Ah I am sorry to hear that

Will there be a burial or a cremation?