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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:37 AM
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The internet is the craziest place there could ever be ->>>
Someone on a different thread told me to bite my tongue, so I slip over to Google/Image search, type in "bite your tongue" and the following appeared:




(caption)

I get so excited out here, I just have to bite my tongue to keep under control sometimes!
That little tan thingy poking out of the water between my boots is exactly what you suspect. About every two years I have to clean the scum out of the toilet tank valve, but in between, it does a great job of maintaining the pond level.






The other pictures on this site are just hysterical. I'm afraid to see HotGardenThree

http://leatheroaks.org/Pages/HotGardenTwo.html

No - this is not my web site.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:54 AM
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1. WARNING: Thong picture
:rofl:

Do NOT click that link!

:rofl:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:54 AM
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2. The biggest bathroom wall in the world
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:59 AM
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4. 'Zactly!
and it never gets cleaned.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:29 AM
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9. Not only that, it keeps getting bigger.
I remember it was just a wee tiny thing.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:58 AM
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3. Holy cow.
Edited on Fri Mar-10-06 12:59 AM by Heidi
Does that guy have on inflatable Speedos in those other photos? :scared:
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:00 AM
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5. I'll never understand fashion
that's for sure.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:01 AM
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6. That guy doesn't understand it, either.
:rofl:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:18 AM
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7. JUST WHAT IN THE HELL are we working with here??!?!
Leathery Oaks.

May the good Lord help us all. :rofl:
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:21 AM
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8. I just entered the 700 club with this thread
May the good Lord help me.
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:40 AM
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10. I think I hacked up a lung.
:rofl: I figure you'll be in the 800's by 10 tomorrow morning. :D
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 01:47 AM
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11. God willing...
:)
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:49 AM
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12. And the ponds don't rise!
:rofl:
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:16 AM
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24. RIMSHOT
:lol: Good retort.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:52 AM
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13. Kick 'cause the world needs to see it.
You WANT this man!!! You KNOW you do!!!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:56 AM
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14. .
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:00 AM
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15. Go to the Home Page and browse the Christmas Card selection.
Oh my, what a treat. :scared:

And I'll say it again...just what in the HELL are we working with here!?!?!!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:05 AM
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19. With a lawnmower!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:01 AM
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16. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
:rofl:

Dammit, I'm about to give myself asthma looking at that!!!!!!

TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!

It's like bondage gear for aquatic gardeners!!!!!!
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:04 AM
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17. Oh my.
:rofl:
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:04 AM
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18. Dear God. It's like a parallel universe version of International Male


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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:05 AM
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20. The hip waders!
Dear God almighty, the hip waders!!!!!

:rofl:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:07 AM
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21. This one's even better
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:10 AM
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23. He's more than a little proud of himself.
And his...accoutrements.
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:18 AM
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26. Good gods almighty.
If that green thing wasn't bad enough...I'll have nightmares about this one tonight.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:09 AM
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22. Oh yes. The hip waders are VERY important to this one.
He apparently has quite a collection, and his fans write him about it, enthralled! :loveya:

And I repeat: What the HELL?
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:28 AM
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37. Here's part of the caption for that one...
"Well, we finally got back to The Leather Oaks Memorial Bell Tower. And what a relief, it appears the bulgeophobes are still at bay <G>!"

*whew!* Nothing worse than Bulgeophobes!
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 05:01 AM
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48. Wow. Peter Pan grew up after all.
I see now why he fought it so hard.
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daveskilt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:17 AM
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25. kick
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:20 AM
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27. This guy has to be on something...
I'm guessing meth and delusions of grandeur.

You people are sooooo wrong for poluting the lounge with this. Have you no shame!!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:21 AM
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28. I am more ashamed
that I am continuing to look at his site. It just goes ON and ON and ON.....
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:22 AM
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30. you should be!!
this man is ill in the head and you are an ENABLER!! :spank:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:24 AM
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32. The ensembles just keep getting better and better!

:rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:26 AM
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34. Okay now face it, that one is hot. n/t
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:24 AM
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31. So...the question is...
this is considered sexy by some because....?
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:22 AM
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29. Have WE no shame!
The man is in a plastic frog-skin codpiece, for Christ's sake.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:25 AM
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33. does he have any pictures that DON'T showcase his ummm....codpiece??!
Issues. He has serious issues that really should be dealt with. By a certified therapist. SOON.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:28 AM
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35. it's his manhood waiting to "burst free". In so many words, that's
how one of his fans on the message board described it.

Fetishes...I don't get 'em. Especially when they revolve around rubber.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:37 AM
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44. I was having that as wicker!!!!
Dude.
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Submariner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:28 AM
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36. Oooo...Rubber and Leather....count this guy in
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:30 AM
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38. A match made in heaven. These two need to meet... and soon.
So the rest of the world can sleep in peace.
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:30 AM
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39. ROFLMAO!
O M G!

My side hurts.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:33 AM
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see. now I'm wondering....
did he use a bicycle pump to get the air in there... or did he trot down to the nearest gas station and throw quarters into the machine? :shrug:

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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:35 AM
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42. S'pose that's off the rack?
I can never find those in my size.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:31 AM
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40. Lest someone miss out, remember that the captions are the true
genius of this man's website.

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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:33 AM
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41. I totally agree.
Last one, then I HAVE to stop. WITH caption:

Let me see, there's supposed to be something else in this room, something about jumping, was it? Oh, the Bongee Sling! I wasn't sure if this thing was for me, since all of the in-use photos seemed to require a naked female, a commodity with which I'm completely and happily unacquainted! It seemed to me that it should be good solo fun, too. I think the photos make a strong statement in favor of that conclusion!
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:39 AM
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45. OMG! It's not as bad as I thought!
I figured maybe his girl friend was the photographer, but now it seems he prefers to be ALONE with himself! Totally explains the codpiece thing. He just needs a mirror.

Thank god no-one else is involved in this! except you lookie loo's, of course. :evilgrin:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:35 AM
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43. LOL!
:rofl:


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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:41 AM
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46. You know, HST used to say "it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me"

...It just got weird enough.
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 02:46 AM
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47. Last updated July 2004. I can only imagine what has
transpired since then. Or maybe I can't.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 05:59 AM
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49. Heidi sent me the link.
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:07 PM
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50. On my mother's grave I swear
That is not me. I'm a little twisted - but not NEARLY that twisted!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:13 PM
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51. I'll sleep much better tonight just knowing that!


:hi:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 04:39 PM
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52. Kick...because this thread deserves eternal life. n/t
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 05:56 PM
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53. I was wondering what matcom was doing during the days...
BIG MISTAKE!
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 05:59 PM
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54. LMFAO!!!

That made my day.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 06:53 PM
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55. Sure, it made your day. But did it inspire you to create a 'basket'
to encase and enhance your bulging manhood? Well???
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