The internet is the craziest place there could ever be ->>>

[Nostradammit]

Someone on a different thread told me to bite my tongue, so I slip over to Google/Image search, type in "bite your tongue" and the following appeared:




(caption)

I get so excited out here, I just have to bite my tongue to keep under control sometimes!
That little tan thingy poking out of the water between my boots is exactly what you suspect. About every two years I have to clean the scum out of the toilet tank valve, but in between, it does a great job of maintaining the pond level.






The other pictures on this site are just hysterical. I'm afraid to see HotGardenThree

http://leatheroaks.org/Pages/HotGardenTwo.html

No - this is not my web site.

[Elidor]

1. WARNING: Thong picture

Do NOT click that link!

[HEyHEY]

2. The biggest bathroom wall in the world

[Nostradammit]

4. 'Zactly!

and it never gets cleaned.

[hunter]

9. Not only that, it keeps getting bigger.

I remember it was just a wee tiny thing.

[Heidi]

3. Holy cow.

Does that guy have on inflatable Speedos in those other photos?

[Nostradammit]

5. I'll never understand fashion

that's for sure.

[Heidi]

6. That guy doesn't understand it, either.

[amitten]

7. JUST WHAT IN THE HELL are we working with here??!?!

Leathery Oaks.

May the good Lord help us all.

[Nostradammit]

8. I just entered the 700 club with this thread

May the good Lord help me.

[Lars39]

10. I think I hacked up a lung.

I figure you'll be in the 800's by 10 tomorrow morning.

[Nostradammit]

11. God willing...

[Lars39]

12. And the ponds don't rise!

[XOKCowboy]

24. RIMSHOT

:lol: Good retort.

[amitten]

13. Kick 'cause the world needs to see it.

You WANT this man!!! You KNOW you do!!!

[crispini]

14. .

[amitten]

15. Go to the Home Page and browse the Christmas Card selection.

Oh my, what a treat.

And I'll say it again...just what in the HELL are we working with here!?!?!!

[crispini]

19. With a lawnmower!

[XemaSab]

16. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

Dammit, I'm about to give myself asthma looking at that!!!!!!

TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!

It's like bondage gear for aquatic gardeners!!!!!!

[leftstreet]

17. Oh my.

[tuvor]

18. Dear God. It's like a parallel universe version of International Male

[XemaSab]

20. The hip waders!

Dear God almighty, the hip waders!!!!!

[crispini]

21. This one's even better

[amitten]

23. He's more than a little proud of himself.

And his...accoutrements.

[laheina]

26. Good gods almighty.

If that green thing wasn't bad enough...I'll have nightmares about this one tonight.

[amitten]

22. Oh yes. The hip waders are VERY important to this one.

He apparently has quite a collection, and his fans write him about it, enthralled!

And I repeat: What the HELL?

[Nostradammit]

37. Here's part of the caption for that one...

"Well, we finally got back to The Leather Oaks Memorial Bell Tower. And what a relief, it appears the bulgeophobes are still at bay <G>!"

*whew!* Nothing worse than Bulgeophobes!

[HeeBGBz]

48. Wow. Peter Pan grew up after all.

I see now why he fought it so hard.

[daveskilt]

25. kick

[Viva_La_Revolution]

27. This guy has to be on something...

I'm guessing meth and delusions of grandeur.

You people are sooooo wrong for poluting the lounge with this. Have you no shame!!

[crispini]

28. I am more ashamed

that I am continuing to look at his site. It just goes ON and ON and ON.....

[Viva_La_Revolution]

30. you should be!!

this man is ill in the head and you are an ENABLER!!

[crispini]

32. The ensembles just keep getting better and better!

[amitten]

34. Okay now face it, that one is hot. n/t

[amitten]

31. So...the question is...

this is considered sexy by some because....?

[amitten]

29. Have WE no shame!

The man is in a plastic frog-skin codpiece, for Christ's sake.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

33. does he have any pictures that DON'T showcase his ummm....codpiece??!

Issues. He has serious issues that really should be dealt with. By a certified therapist. SOON.

[amitten]

35. it's his manhood waiting to "burst free". In so many words, that's

how one of his fans on the message board described it.

Fetishes...I don't get 'em. Especially when they revolve around rubber.

[XemaSab]

44. I was having that as wicker!!!!

Dude.

[Submariner]

36. Oooo...Rubber and Leather....count this guy in

[amitten]

38. A match made in heaven. These two need to meet... and soon.

So the rest of the world can sleep in peace.

[crispini]

39. ROFLMAO!

O M G!

My side hurts.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

see. now I'm wondering....

did he use a bicycle pump to get the air in there... or did he trot down to the nearest gas station and throw quarters into the machine?

[Nostradammit]

42. S'pose that's off the rack?

I can never find those in my size.

[amitten]

40. Lest someone miss out, remember that the captions are the true

genius of this man's website.

[crispini]

41. I totally agree.

Last one, then I HAVE to stop. WITH caption:

Let me see, there's supposed to be something else in this room, something about jumping, was it? Oh, the Bongee Sling! I wasn't sure if this thing was for me, since all of the in-use photos seemed to require a naked female, a commodity with which I'm completely and happily unacquainted! It seemed to me that it should be good solo fun, too. I think the photos make a strong statement in favor of that conclusion!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

45. OMG! It's not as bad as I thought!

I figured maybe his girl friend was the photographer, but now it seems he prefers to be ALONE with himself! Totally explains the codpiece thing. He just needs a mirror.

Thank god no-one else is involved in this! except you lookie loo's, of course.

[Swamp Rat]

43. LOL!

[Warren DeMontague]

46. You know, HST used to say "it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me"

...It just got weird enough.

[Hissyspit]

47. Last updated July 2004. I can only imagine what has

transpired since then. Or maybe I can't.

[In_The_Wind]

49. Heidi sent me the link.

I'm so glad it's not you!

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=vi...

[Nostradammit]

50. On my mother's grave I swear

That is not me. I'm a little twisted - but not NEARLY that twisted!

[In_The_Wind]

51. I'll sleep much better tonight just knowing that!

[amitten]

52. Kick...because this thread deserves eternal life. n/t

[Hugin]

53. I was wondering what matcom was doing during the days...

BIG MISTAKE!

[TroubleMan]

54. LMFAO!!!

That made my day.

[amitten]

55. Sure, it made your day. But did it inspire you to create a 'basket'

to encase and enhance your bulging manhood? Well???