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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:48 PM
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We just saw The Aristocrats!
100 comedians, 1 very dirty joke!

OK, here's the joke:

A guy goes into a talent agency, says "Hey! I've got a great act!

"Really?" says the agent.

"Really!" says the guy.

"I see great acts all the time. Not interested." says the agent.

"Oh come on!" says the guy.

"Nope. I don't care about it unless I can see it." says the agent.

"You want to see it? Hold on." says the guy.

The guy leaves the office. The agent goes back to reading his paper.

The guy comes back in.

He's got his wife, 2 kids, a dog, a vaccuum cleaner, a chainsaw, and a jar of plutonium.

The agent says "What's this?"

The guy says "I'm gonna show you the act!"

The agent says, "OK, fine. You have 5 minutes. Go."

The guy steps up to the center of the room, and says:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:51 PM
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1. evil nt
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:53 PM
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2. I figured this would be DU's version of the joke
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:54 PM
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3. Oh.My.Gawd.
You are my king!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:55 PM
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4. LOL
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:57 PM
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5. Seriously, I think this one tops the Pitt/GD version!
Here's the link in case you missed it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-09-06 11:59 PM
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6. I did miss that one. That's pretty good!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:00 AM
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7. Fuck You!!@!!!1$$%%!
Funny!!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:04 AM
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8. Hey wait! That's part of the joke!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 12:06 AM
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9. I haven't seen it yet.......
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:14 AM
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10. When you see it you will know what I mean
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 08:55 AM
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11. ARGH! It's too early in the day to start this again!
:spank:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 09:03 AM
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12. Sorry, but per my rule, you are now on ignore.
How could you? :mad:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 09:28 AM
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13. Hehehe
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 09:32 AM
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14. I love The Aristocats!
They are so cute.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 09:51 AM
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16. Funny thing-someone in the movie was telling the joke
and accidentally gave it out as "The Aristocats"
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 09:36 AM
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15. That's obscene!
Oh, and please die right now. :P
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 09:57 AM
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17. Rumsfeld and Bush shit all over the floor.
And then they say, and now for an impersonation of 9/11.
And they rape babies.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-10-06 04:01 PM
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18. Yeah, but what about the joke?
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