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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 12:01 AM
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One of My Favorite Jokes (It's long but worth it)
A Farmer was in court, being tried for falsifying an Insurance claim.
The Insurance adjuster says: "Farmer Brown, is it true that at the time of the Accident
you told the Highway Patrol officer that you felt.. "Just Fine".
Farmer Brown says: "Well..Yes..But..."
There's no "Buts" about it, Mr. Brown..Did'nt you tell the officer that you were not hurt at all?
"Yes..I did... but.."
There's nothing else you have to say, said the Adjuster.
Farmer Brown said: "Ah..your Honor..you mind if I tell you what happened?
Judge says: To tell you the truth.. I'm rather curious myself...Go on.

Well. you see, I was driving my Mule, "Elsie" to the market when this small sports car
came roaring down the road. The car hit the side of my wagon and I went flying off the seat into the
ditch on one side of the road and my Mule, Elsie, went into the ditch on the other side.
I felt a Terrible pain in my leg and I feared it was busted up pretty bad!
About that time an Officer came up on us, jump out of his car and went over to Elsie..
..looked her over for a long time than pulled out his Gun and shot her Dead!
He came over to me and said.."Sir..I'm real sorry about that but she seemed to be in agony
and I think her legs were broken.."
..By the way..How do you feel?
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