(generic controversial comment to start flame war)

[kmla]

(states secondary but discredited opinion to back up previous gross generalization)

(questions family lineage of those who don't agree with point of view)

(inserts random smiley)

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Nice post, Hitler.

:eyes:

[kmla]

2. (questions grammar of reply)

(makes fun of lack of parentheses)

(accuses poster of using a spell check program purchased from Larry the Cable Guy's website)

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Way to go and call me a freep, Hitler.

:eyes:

[underpants]

5. Wow nice post

Hitler

[underpants]

4. My Jesus is better than your Jesus

oh and end it by calling them Hitler.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. You call yourself a Christian?

Nice, Hitler, nice.


:eyes:

[kmla]

10. (says somethin' like "Bunch of freepy trolls. The whole lot of ya.")

(then post "Moran" picture here.)

[underpants]

14. Do NOT project your simplistic superstitions upon ME

You...you Hitler

[DrGonzoLives]

6. Swine

My opinions are all correct; therefore, by disagreeing, you prove you are fuckwit.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. .

:thumbsup:

(Providing I agree with whatever it is you are talking about)

[Deep13]

9. Poptarts can be used as currency in Central America.

Those folks live in the stone age so anything sweet and non-perishable is extremely valuable.

No doubt some of you bastards think I am making this up.

:donut:

[kmla]

11. But this has nothing to do with the fact that...

...you are the head lobbyist for the "High Fructose Corn Syrup Producers PAC".

Freeper.

[Deep13]

12. You can't begin a sentence with "but"!

You didn't even use any parenthesis in your response! Also you are using Larry the Cable Guy's spell checker.

[kmla]

13. (ignores call out by Deep 13 about breaking protocol)

(Makes hurtful comment linking Deep 13 to Celine Dion/Michael Bolton fan club)

[Deep13]

18. (Skulks away in silence. Wonders how you knew about fan club.) nt

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Deep13 is my new favorite, bestest DUer!!!!

:bounce:

[kmla]

16. (feh.)

(pbltpppppp)

Hitler.

[Deep13]

17. um, thanks

:)

[Deep13]

19. Fee! Fye! Foh! Fat!...

... I tought I taw a puddy tat!

[madinmaryland]

20. Donald Rumsfeld is giving his daily . . .

:hide:

[Deep13]

21. ... sponge bath. nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. **Passing comment...expressing suprise that this poster has not

been banned....

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Mentioning that this scenario is a strong possibility.

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Agreeing...while posting links containing "evidence" to this person's

obvious disruption tactics and thinly veiled freeperness. With a hug as an aside. :hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Totally agreeing, but stating that the freeperness is

not as thinly veiled as OP might think. With an additional hug as an aside. :hug:

[kmla]

30. (indignant remark as to hugginess of original poster)

(lame attempt at fishing for a compliment, although recently calling someone 'Hitler")

[Strong Atheist]

23. The specifics in the OP are all lies, therefore the OP is a .... nt.

[slide to the left]

27. (has used poptart as currency in UAE)

(has also used mangos)

[Strong Atheist]

28. Welcome again!

:toast:

[slide to the left]

29. why thanks

[Deep13]

31. Hope they weren't counterfeit Poptarts.

You can tell by the inconsistent frosting.

[slide to the left]

33. not the poptarts

but the mangos were.

[Ryano42]

32. Battlestar Galactica totally rules over Brokeback Mountain!

Unbiased opinion :P :hide:

[Deep13]

37. Fuck yeah.

I'm sure that Brokeback Mountain was a well made film if you are into stories about relationships and squishy feelings. In my mind, that is not a story at all.

[Ryano42]

45. Yeah...and how many Cylons are in BBM???

Huh?
That's right ZERO! And they call it a watershed movie...feh!

"mmm I wish I could quit you..."

"by your command..."

[Deep13]

46. Are you saying that the guy wearing that shiney cylon suit is not gay?

Number of nuclear weapons on BBM: zero

Number of sexy fighter pilots: zero

Number of sexy hallucinations: zero

Quantity of Edward James Olmos on BBM: NONE!

[Ryano42]

50. He does look FABULOUS!

I admit I have a bit of a platonic man-crush on him...handsome and shiny...but he seems shifty...never makes eye contact with me...always looking back and forth.

Never pays for dinner either. Just tries to kill me. :rofl:

[ET Awful]

34. Indignant reply questioning not only your logic, but your intelligence

and familial inbreeding status.

[kmla]

35. (Obtuse comment, dealing only tangentially with the reply at hand)

(followed by defamatory remark about the type of music enjoyed by reply poster)

[Deep13]

40. (attempt to hijack thread)

(Poster's mother wears combat boots which is somehow an insult.)

[Bucky]

41. (thinly veiled suggestion previous poster's a freeper)

(and my mother looks damn good in combat boots, thank you very much)

[Deep13]

44. (Indignant response pointing to history of supporting Dems.)

(Counter-accusation that poster is actually the Freeper.)

(Reminder that these are unusually ugly combat boots with green tassles and rhinestones.)

[ET Awful]

47. (unwelcome response from prior non-participant discussing the fact

that when polished correctly, combat boots with green tassles and rhinestones can be quite attractive, especially when accompanied by fishnet stockings and pink pleather mini-skirts.

[Deep13]

49. (conceding point about the stockings and skirts.)

(Point out that poster's mother is not attired so.)

(You are all fascists, Nazi's, DINOs, Freepers etc. etc. blah, blah, blah.)

[ET Awful]

54. (run around in circles like chicken with recently removed cranium

mumbling something about Godwin's Law, Godwin's Law, Godwin's law). . . .

[geniph]

36. (derisive remark about the DINO candidate you support)

(possible allusion to your mother's morals)

(truly insulting hot-button word that really irritates you)

(comment about you being much too thin-skinned for the Internet)

(smiley to make it all even worse by alleging you're simply too sensitive)

[Deep13]

42. Leiberman sucks.

Your mother embezzles from charities.

psoriasis

Wha-a-a-ah! Do you need your mommy?

:cry:

How's that?

[meegbear]

38. Your mother!

[Deep13]

43. YOUR second cousin!

:mad:

[meegbear]

53. Hey - he's a saint!!

:grr:

[Deep13]

55. no, no, the other one nt

[Vektor]

39. (off topic slur about poster's weight, followed by...

a demand for a link "proving" poster's OPINION)

(thinly veiled sexist remark, aimed at fanning flame war)

(desired effect achieved, flame war worsens)

(somebody uses the canned and overused phrase "you just proved my point" in response to something someone else said that is in fact, a completely opposing viewpoint - then declares them self the "winner of the debate" and flees the thread)

[Deep13]

48. Must suck to weigh 165 lbs.

How 'bout a link with some facts to support your generic claims?!

If I say that women are bad drivers, would any become annoyed?

Oops.

I think you all have proven my point. The winner and still debate champion!
:yoiks:

[Vektor]

52. Aha!

Very nicely done.

[miss_american_pie]

51. Popcorn anyone?

:popcorn: