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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 09:20 PM
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How do I get rug burns off of a cat?
(Don't ask.) :eyes:

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Arkham House Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 11:07 PM
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1. Confuse it...then give it influenza...
...and it'll forget all about the rug burns...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 11:21 PM
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2. 'It's all in a day's work for... Confuse-A-Cat'
CONFUSE-A-CAT LIMITED

INCORPORATING

AMAZE-A-VOLE LTD
STUN-A-STOAT LTD
PUZZLE-A-PUMA LTD
STARTLE-A-THOMPSON'S GAZELLE LTD
BEWILDEREBEEST INC
DISTRACT-A-BEE



*cough*
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 11:32 PM
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3. Are you sure they're rug burns,
and not cat hickeys? :shrug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 12:46 AM
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6. Are you suggesting that Lucy
is a back-seat kitty?

Harumph!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 12:47 AM
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7. No, I'm not suggesting that at all.
I'm suggesting that she might _possibly_ be a "gettin' it on, on the rug" kinda kitty. :)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 01:00 AM
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10. Well, a little bit ago
she was gettin' it on with her scratchin' thingie, after I accidentally spilled catnip on it.

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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 12:19 AM
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4. You don't get rug burns off of a cat.
You get rug burns off of a rug.
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 12:45 AM
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5. I'm telling
....the reality based woman.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 12:59 AM
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9. Meh
She's too wrapped up in gettin' her own rug burns to care.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 12:47 AM
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8. Hey, OR!!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 01:01 AM
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11. You want pics o' kitty hickies?
KINKyyy!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 04:28 AM
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12. Try this:
Edited on Sun Mar-05-06 05:01 AM by Joan_Alpern




Lucy will fell better. *warning* like any solid oil base product, it's messy.
You can find Bag Balm at any feed store and most rural hardware stores.
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