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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:32 PM
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Laws of the Natural Universe...
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

:-)
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:39 PM
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1. bridgit, Would you like to dance?
The last time we were on at the same time and talked we danced. Can we all just dance, please? I mean you can dance, I've seen you.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:43 PM
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2. um hm, love to...
:hi:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:45 PM
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3. After you
Edited on Sat Mar-04-06 01:47 PM by OhioBlues
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:46 PM
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4. well alright...
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:52 PM
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5. I cannot dance as good as you but I'll give it a try




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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:56 PM
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6. our little booby sister needs some dance music methinks...
:woohoo:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:59 PM
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9. Do you think it sounds like this?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 02:04 PM
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11. well they better take requests or i'm not buying them any drinks...
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:56 PM
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7. I found him though he can dance
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:58 PM
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8. well all RIGHT, now we're getting somewhere...
:thumbsup: um, is that a shadow of his...oh never mind :rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 02:03 PM
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10. Word!

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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 02:06 PM
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12. heehee, hubby's welsh pal sent over a batch of new ones...
:rofl:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 02:15 PM
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13. Thank you kindly for the dance
I really did have a great time and I appreciate your good nature by allowing me to spend some quality time having fun with you again.

Also, I really do love your laws, forgive me for my excitement of finding a dance partner and not stating that the above laws are too true for me especially the Variation Law: :hug:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 02:17 PM
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14. not a problem friend, the pleasure is all ours...
:hug: :loveya:
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