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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 12:02 PM
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My cat is Stoned. Seriously.
He discovered this little baggie of catnip that we bought some time ago, hoping these new young cats would be interested in it. AT the time, they were not.

Well lately he has been jumping up to the spot where I keep it, and sniffing around and mewing. So I gave him some..well he had his face down in the bag as soon as I opened it. Did this a couple of times this week, plus I filled up the old catnip mouse for him.

This morning I found the bag on the kitchen floor with the catnip spilled out of it. Zilla ( the thief) is snoozing away on the couch over here by me but when I get near him, he gets all lovey,snuggly and "you want to rub my tummy NOW" on me, like a big ole bear hug. Silly boy. I have a catnip junkie!

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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 12:09 PM
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1. I think there's some kind of Lounge rule that comes into play
you must post pictures!!!
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 04:48 PM
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4. well, I must try to catch him in the act and snap some photos
I don't have a digital camera so they will be delayed gratification
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:41 PM
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2. "Have you ever looked at your paws?"
"I mean really looked at 'em?"
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:43 PM
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3. Have you ever looked at your paws?
Have you ever looked at your paws...on NIP?

:rofl:

Bonus: Evie on the 'nip

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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 04:48 PM
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5. Evie has that cats-on-crack look in her eye, doesn't she?
Great photo thanks
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Fredda Weinberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 04:50 PM
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6. Cats get interested in catnip past puberty
And he wants more than a tummy rub. Got a female cat nearby?
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 04:57 PM
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7. this boy lost all opportunity of attaining manhood about 2 1/2 yrs
ago. He is almost 3 and was neutered at around 7 months. No female kitties in the house either.
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Fredda Weinberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 07:28 PM
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8. Male cats go through puberty at about 6 months
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 07:32 PM
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9. Dude, have you ever really looked at your paws!!
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 07:56 PM
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10. Now, that
is one stoned kitty. Made me laugh.
:rofl:
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 01:44 PM
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11. This is how it starts!
Catnip is a gateway drug, I'm telling you. Today its laying around demanding attention, tomorrow he'll be out roughing up tom-cats for a quick fix, the next thing you know he's all strung out, climbing the drapes when you don't have any catnip, eating three times the normal dosage of de-wormer hoping to get high.

This is why we have drug laws people.

:sarcasm: :rofl:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 03:42 PM
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12. this is the same cat who likes to cruise the roof of the house
searching for squirrels to beat up, then pretends to be helpless when I catch him on the roof.

My daughter thinks he actually wants me to get up there and cuddle with him on the roof.
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-05-06 03:59 PM
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13. See, this is what I mean
He's out thuggin and then gets all whacked out and wakes up someplace he can't get home from. I'm tellin you, you've got a little 'kitty playa' on your hands. I suggest you get him treatment.
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