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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:12 AM
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Hey, guys. I found the top of a fire hydrant outside. What should I do?


:shrug:
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:17 AM
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1. Well, return it so we can spend the money on bombs..
duh.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 01:17 AM
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2. call the city offices on Monday and ask them what you should
do with it.

Either that or make it into a cool house decoration.
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Bemis Donating Member (89 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 07:31 AM
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3. It's not the top..
It's hard to tell the size from the photo, but it's either the Steamer cap or
the side (2 1/2") cap from a hydrant. The caps that protect the threads.

The scary part of the picture is the Duct tape on the inside of the cap.
Hope it's there just for fun and not to try to stop a leak.

I would either take it to you water company, town hall or even your
local fire department.

If you didn't return it no great loss, the company that services the hydrant
should just replace the cap.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 07:51 AM
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4. Pee in it! Be the envy of your pet pooch's neighborhood!
:rofl:

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 08:04 AM
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5. Cereal bowl.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 08:06 AM
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6. Sit on it
:evilgrin:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 08:49 AM
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7. Paint it white
and hang it on your wall. Nice Object de art.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 09:17 AM
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8. Oooo looks like duct tape on it...
did I tell ya I love duct taping stuff. Well any tape is good really but duct tape is my favorite!
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-04-06 03:17 PM
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9. look for a hidden meaning
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