Post your SPOILERS here,

[Heidi]

with no context!

To get the party started:

"Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'"

[SteppingRazor]

1. Luke .... I am your father!

NOOOOO! That's impossible!! Nooooooooooo!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. DAMN YOU!

You were a microsecond faster!!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Spoilers

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

[FarLeftRage]

4. Okie Dokie...

Try this again....


"...the butler did it."

[taterguy]

5. ok

She took his car, she took his bike, she took everything she thought he liked, and what she couldn't take she found a way to break.

[Heidi]

7. The ultimate spoiler?

"The End."

[taterguy]

24. not quite

She left his amplifier, but an amplifier's just wood and wire and wire and wood don't do any good when your heart is raging like a pack of wild fires.

I thought everyone knew this story. Color me delusional.

[Heidi]

25. Dr. Benway

is operating in an auditorium.

[taterguy]

32. clever

I posted something written by someone who sold out in a beer commercial. You posted something written by someone that sold out in a Nike ad. Color me impressed.

[Heidi]

36. What do you think the chances are

of two smartasses ever again colliding like that again in the random universe that is the Lounge?

[taterguy]

56. about the same as you being a fan of the dB's

[Heidi]

60. Cosmic paths diverge here.

Educate me, please.

[taterguy]

81. the dB's

Obscure power pop band whose lyrics I quoted in my original message. Their failure to sell millions of records is cited by music snobs as proof that: a) the masses have no taste or b) some people just have rotten luck. Their founder Peter Holsapple has collaborated with a lot of other folks since the dB's broke up in the 80s, most notably as a contributer to REM's breakthrough album Out of Time. More details available upon request.

[JackBeck]

6. Leo dies at the end of this movie.

[auntAgonist]

8. it really is ..

[myrna minx]

9. It was Earth all along!!!! n/t

[SteppingRazor]

10. Rosebud is the sleigh n/t

[Dukkha]

65. thanks, you saved me two boobles hours

eom

[Call Me Wesley]

11. The Titanic

sinks at the end of the movie.

[Richard Steele]

12. Here's a real odd spoiler:

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

13. Jack Twist

dies...

[JackBeck]

14. Once the Arc is opened, everyone's face melts except for Indiana Jones and

what's her name...

[Taverner]

15. The infection is caused by bacteria in the water...

And everyone's gonna drink it in the kids lemonade...;

[ThomCat]

16. That's a cool spoiler.

what movie is that from?

[Taverner]

19. Cabin Fever

One of the more original horror movies made in recent times.

Go see it.

[myrna minx]

17. ET goes home. n/t

[Ryano42]

18. Nate Sr. Dies...

Nate Jr. Dies...

They ALL DIE...

But it's OK. It's beautiful...

[vikegirl]

20. Kristen shot J.R. n/t

[JackBeck]

21. Thelma and Louise drive the car over a cliff

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

22. Norman Bates and his 'mother' are one and the same n/t

[anarch]

23. mmmmkay

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Guess:

Multiple scenes of exploding bombs, dancing to the tune of "We'll Meet Again."

[Heidi]

28. "The Way We Were"?

"Love Story"?
"Gone With the Wind"?

[Call Me Wesley]

31. Nope,

although it'd be pretty funny seeing nukes going off at the end of "Gone With The Wind."

[Heidi]

33. .

Hi, Call Me Wesley!

[SteppingRazor]

39. Dr. Strangelove

[Call Me Wesley]

45. Yes.

[Strong Atheist]

27. ... and so that is what is in my refrigerator. nt.

[billyskank]

29. Tyler Durden isn't real

Heidi!!!

[Heidi]

30. Who is Tyler Durden?

Is he as cute as you?

[billyskank]

37. Far, *far* more cute

He is a character in Fight Club, played by Brad Pitt:



but he's actually a figment of the main character's imagination, which is my spoiler.

Why have I not seen you for so long???

[Heidi]

44. I am not attracted to guys

whose tummies have so many deep-cut lines in them. Mr. Durden needs more fats, waxes and oils in his diet in order to become a figment of my imagination.

You've not seen me in a while because business is very, very good, and because the Office of Strangers (Ufficio degli Stranieri) stole two days from me this week.

[billyskank]

49. Oh, I posted that picture because I thought you liked

pics of guys with their shirts off. But I see that you are a person of discrimination, and only certain guys with their shirts off will do.

for business being good, and for not seeing you, and to the Ufficio degli Stranieri (what an unfriendly name) for screwing you around.

[Heidi]

52. I like that red smilie with the tongue.

He looks fun.

[billyskank]

54. I am always looking for a chance to show him

He is so expressive. We've all felt like that before.

[stlchic]

34. The Bruce Willis character is dead. n/t

[XemaSab]

35. He was originally in jail for practicing law without a licence

and there is no treasure.

[billyskank]

38. Morning Xema!

[XemaSab]

43. Morning billy!

Khashka is now on my ignore list for spreading such foul, untrue rumors.

PS that picture I sent you? That blue in the picture is the wall.

[billyskank]

46. Justly deserved

So, you have no beige in your house?

[XemaSab]

58. NEVER!

[billyskank]

59. Well, that's okay

I'm not really into beige, it's just laziness on my part. (The whole place was beige when I bought it, and so far I haven't been motivated to redecorate. Next summer I'll have to though, because I have had a damp problem this winter).

[XemaSab]

74. The only worthy decorative scheme for a Brit

is neo-colonialism.

Palm trees, elephants, African masks, everything animal print and wicker. It'll be the BOMB!

[billyskank]

75. Yes that would look really classy

[XemaSab]

77. Straight outta Kipling yo

[Heidi]

47. Is there _any_ thread

that you and Xema _can't_ luv-jack?

[billyskank]

50. Oh, you noticed?

No, there is no such thread, but we like ones by Oeditpus Rex best of all.

[Heidi]

51. Oh, please don't say that.

You'll be marked forever as stalkers.

[billyskank]

57. You think?

[Heidi]

61. Uh-oh.

Something not nice is going on here.

[bridgit]

66. the answer to that question would appear to be, "no"...

heehee, you said, "love-jack"

[stlchic]

40. Verbal Kint is Kaiser Sose. n/t

[WeRQ4U]

83. That's a bad one.

Shame on you.

[slybacon9]

95. yeah, that's blasphemy

[AllegroRondo]

41. ITS A COOKBOOK!

[AllegroRondo]

42. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

[Ron Mexico]

48. Jack Bauer isn't really dead (n/t)

[huskerlaw]

53. They kiss!!!

After years and years of flirting, they finally kiss! And then they get interrupted.

[crispini]

87. Mulder and Scully?

[meegbear]

55. THE BUTLER DID IT!

Who knew?

[Dukkha]

62. the chick in The Crying Game is a man

boo

I mean...Man, is that a great movie.

yea

[ScreamingMeemie]

63. His wife actually killed his lover, and framed him for it; figuring that

being a hotshot DA...he would get off.

[Montauk6]

64. "It was Barzini."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

67. The murderer is the man who was in the middle of the room all the time.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

68. The doctor had spliced in genes from his own dead son.

[6000eliot]

69. "She's my sister AND my daughter!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

70. Turns out that Old Yeller is a DOG!

There, I just saved you two boobless hours.

[LostinVA]

71. Dan

[Book Lover]

72. Because her soon-to-be ex-husband beat Hans and his gang

of thieves, Holly takes John back.

[Liberalynn]

73. Quentin was the Carver

and he had no woohoo, and Kit was his sister.

[DrGonzoLives]

76. Check out this spoiler!

[Ryano42]

78. Puuneee!

[mwooldri]

79. The new Doctor Who....

... the one that's going to be on Sci-Fi channel later this year.

I'm going to tell you now that the first episode isn't too much - more of an introduction to everything if you've never ever seen Dr. Who before. But the 9th episode - "The Empty Child", follwed by "The Doctor Dances" is probably the best of the bunch.

I certainly encourage your kids to watch Dr. Who, but they'll be scared by Episode 9 - the "Mummy... Mummy.... I want my mummy...." with this kid in a gas mask.

The spoiler - it's micro-aliens who mis-reconstructed this boy (and others) incorrectly and if you touched this boy you became like it - they thought that humans wore gas masks - because this boy died when the spaceship they were in crashed - on top of him. Getting the micro-aliens back with his mother did the trick because the aliens then got the right DNA and put the boy back right (plus everyone else).

Sorry I don't have any spoilers yet for Dr. Who 2006 - but of course I will be watching it before it's available over here Stateside publically at least.

Mark.

[Zookeeper]

80. Only the old folks will get this one....

So, the doctors prepare to take off the bandages and warn the patient that the cosmetic surgery to make her look normal may not have succeeded. The last bandage is removed and everyone gasps....the surgery was a failure! The camera shows her face and she is gorgeous Donna Douglas ("Ellie Mae" from the Beverly Hillbillies). Then we finally see the doctors, who all have horrible faces with pig noses....!

??????

[Ryano42]

82. Ooooo Ooooo!

(Hand up)

[Zookeeper]

86. Yes, Ryano42? Do you know the answer? Please share it...

with the class.

[Ryano42]

92. The Twilight Zone!

[Zookeeper]

93. Thanks for the picture!

You get extra credit for using visual aids!

[Wetzelbill]

84. Happy wins the PGA title and gets the house back, Shooter gets beat up nt

[WeRQ4U]

85. Gandolf 'aint dead ya'll

He's just white.

[crispini]

88. It turns out that Bruce Willis was dead all along!

[ucmike]

89. his wife's head is in the box.

at the end of 7.

[SaveElmer]

90. When a child, Bruce Willis witnessed his own death...

As an adult!!!

[no name no slogan]

91. They almost get off the island, but somehow Gilligan screws it up

[SofaKingLiberal]

94. He gets dragged from the White House by Federal officers...

while kicking and screaming like a baby.

[Dem2theMax]

97. After which he is declared

the worst human being on the planet -- of ALL time!

[bridgit]

96. romeo & juliette both die...