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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:36 PM
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I am in a lot of trouble
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

(told you I was in trouble)

( :P )
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:36 PM
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1. Not with me.
;)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:37 PM
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2. Funniest joke ever. I NEVER tire of hearing it and I haven't banned anyone
who has posted it.




Yet.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:38 PM
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3. This sums up my reply
WillPitt --->> <<--- LynneSin
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:38 PM
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4. and and then he bombed the Canary Islands
you know to stop the spread of the bird flu
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:40 PM
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5. I was suckered.
:spank:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:41 PM
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6. That's a bad, bad Will!
:spank:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:41 PM
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7. K & R! (nt)
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hobo_baggins Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:55 PM
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8. ya got me
:toast:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:57 PM
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9. The tellers of this joke have become as inventive as process servers
Edited on Thu Mar-02-06 03:57 PM by Aristus
in getting their thing under the noses of their "victims". B-)

The titles have become funnier than the joke, which is still good for giggles.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:58 PM
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10. grrrrrr!!!
:spank:






dammit, you got me!
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Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 03:58 PM
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11. grr..
:spank:

:P
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:00 PM
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12. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

KILL HIM!!!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:01 PM
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13. you coulda left out the
"in"
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:01 PM
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14. I've heard others tell it better
But you did ok.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 04:06 PM
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15. Darlin' ~ You got that one right!
:loveya:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:37 PM
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16. Kick!
}(
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:50 PM
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17. Why













:hide:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 10:25 PM
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28. Because (nt)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:27 PM
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29. m'kay
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:51 PM
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18. is this your 1st telling of the old wise tale?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:31 PM
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19. Yes, my dear Will, you are in trouble!
And it's about fucking time!

;)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:34 PM
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20. ARGH!
:P
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:42 PM
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21. I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:46 PM
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22. I ALWAYS click on your threads..
nevermore...

Lochloosa--> <---Pitt
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:46 PM
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23. Indeed you are!
I used to be a big fan of yours.... now, you are nothing to me. Nothing!


Khash.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 03:46 PM
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24. Oh yeah....KICK
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 04:12 PM
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25. Will, you are sooooooo.....
:spank:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 04:17 PM
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26. Is your middle name "Shecky" by any chance?
'cuz I hear that joke kills on the Adirondacks comedy circuit...

:D

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boston bean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 05:02 PM
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27. That makes it 1 brazilian times I've heard that joke. Thanks!
:D
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:14 AM
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30. Et tu, Brute?
:spank:
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MaryBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:19 AM
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31. The Daily Show headline was better.
Sorry. Now you are in trouble.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:24 AM
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32. Prepare to be spanked
:spank: :spank: :spank:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:29 AM
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33. Ass ......
:popcorn: :popcorn:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:55 AM
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34. OMFG!!
Pitt!

You did this?

Say it ain't so.

:tinfoilhat:
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ncrainbowgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:59 AM
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35. Oh crap, I fell for it!
WILL!!!

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