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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:02 PM
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In AD 2101 War was beginning
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:03 PM
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1. All your base are belong to Grovelbot.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:03 PM
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2. No doubt!
:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 04:02 PM
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15. No, all your dollar are belong to Grovelbot
I think you'll find. :P
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Ravenseye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:05 PM
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3. Captain: What happen?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:57 PM
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9. Someone set us up the bomb!
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Ravenseye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 03:20 PM
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11. Operator: We get signal.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 04:12 PM
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16. It's you!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:06 PM
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4. .
Robot: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
Frylock: Well, that still doesn't tell me why you...
Robot: I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:08 PM
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5. It might have been a while, ya know, but I'm not about to get humped
by a giant red gorrilla in space.
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:09 PM
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6. Someone set us up the bomb!
And, a thank you is a you.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:13 PM
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7. in Brazil?
:P
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malmapus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:23 PM
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8. Move Zig!
:D
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 03:21 PM
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12. For great justice!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 02:58 PM
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10. How are you gentlemen?
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 03:31 PM
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13. What you say!!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 04:02 PM
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14. You have no chance to survive
Make your time.

:P
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 04:12 PM
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17. Ha ha ha ha!
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-22-06 06:44 PM
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18. You know what you doing.
(is that every line now, though somewhat out of order?)
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