US Troops In Iraq Apologize To * For Getting Wounded

[stopbush]

Faux News - Citing "the Whittington Gambit," wounded US Troops
have issued a letter apologizing for the wounds they received in Iraq. The letter - which contains some 14,000
signatures, is broken into two parts - pre-Mission Accomplished and post-Mission Accomplished.

In the letter, the troops publicly apologize to president * for walking into the line of fire
and getting wounded. The letter states that "we understand that our irresponsible actions
have had the effect of aiding the terraists by calling into question our glorious leader's
god-sanctioned war, and we apologize for that." The 3-page letter also
calls for the wounded troops to be deported to another country to live out their
anti-American lives in shame.

[wallwriter]

1. funny. n/t

[genie_weenie]

2. You know the sad thing is

the Administration would much rather have our troops die, instead of come back injured, then * could claim we will not have let your sacrifice have been in vain. It becomes a *real* hassle when Americans who have actually seen war, come back and start criticizing your chickenhawk ass, or worse when they come back injured and place a burdensome drain on the economy, forcing you not to give tax cuts to your politicial friends...

And shit, let's not forget all those wasted hours having to go to Hospitals to glad-hand those armless screwups!