Most Oppressed Group in America

[Robb]

Poll question: Most Oppressed Group in America

[terrya]

1. How about liberal Republicans?

Or is that an oxymoron?

[ComerPerro]

2. Other

You forgot "The top 1%". The Upper Class. This is why we need more tax cuts for the wealthy!!!

[Character Assassin]

3. Jugglers/unicyclists. The shit you people put us through every day...

Is it so wrong to keep 4 balls in the air whilst travelling about, herky-jerky, on a one-wheeled transport device?

If you cut me, do I not bleed?

If you poke me, do I not drop balls?

If you continue to poke me, do I not fall off the unicycle?

If I fall off the unicycle, do I not chase you on foot with a chainsaw?

[HEyHEY]

4. free thinkers

[Insider]

5. blue ribbon thread

LOL. the stuff you guys come up with...

[kodi]

6. mimes, who have never had anyone speak up for them

.

[camero]

8. and they can't speak for themselves

:P

[northzax]

7. obviously

it's middle aged white males. don't you listen to bill oreilly?

[Jackpine Radical]

9. Danish-Americans.

We don't even have a Danish Anti-Defamation League.

People keep saying things like "There's something rotten in the State of Denmark," and Bush is in America.

We still get a bad rap for that minor looting and pillaging we did, and it was a thousand years ago, fer Chrissake! Can't you people take a joke?

And those dumb sweet rolls--actually, the Danes call 'em French pastries. (Except for kringler, of course, which the Danes have owned up to.)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. People who feel ostracized from imaginary clicques at DU

[ZenLefty]

13. That does it!

You're no longer in our clique. I'm starting the ostracization process immediately! :P

[soleft]

11. Ethnic Atheist Lesbians with Club Feet

I'm two of four, so I'm half greatly oppressed.

[ZenLefty]

12. Freepers who dress like wizards?

?

[av8rdave]

14. The MOST oppressed is definitely....

people of scandanavian descent who have dark hair, dark eyes and olive skin.

av8rdave

[Dogmudgeon]

15. Women who love Men who love Lemurs

"Lips that touch lemurs shall never touch mine!"

--bkl

[name not needed]

16. emu farmers