The Drive-Thru Lobotomy of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Gee. That story about the Iranian Siamese twins really got to me. I mean,
I keep wondering if they're separated in heaven or if they're now Siamese ghosts or angels
or something. Then I wonder if ghost knives can cut them apart if they wanted another
operation. And then . . . WOULD they want one? I mean, down here they said they wanted
to get on with their lives. But up there what would they say? . . . That they wanted to get on
with their deaths? Boy, it's no wonder I'm not a brain surgeon. . . . hmm . . . Maybe I should
stick to something simple . . . like Middle East peace."

[CarlBallard]

1. Why does unka Dick keep leaving in the middle of nowhere?

[maxanne]

2. you may ask yourself

HOW DID I GET HERE?

MY GOD - WHAT HAVE I DONE?

[leftist_rebel1569]

3. my fellow americans...

we are being attacked by aliens in white suits...

[skip fox]

4. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

5. ironically, W finds himself lost at the Korean War Memorial ...

... and wishes he had a map to find his way out ...