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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:31 PM
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Creepy valentines day image thread. What would you be alarmed...
to see on the front of a card?



I submit the following image of loving devotion
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:33 PM
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1. HEINO?!
:scared:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:35 PM
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5. Would you mind telling the story of where you learned of Heino?
These are usually good stories. :popcorn:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:37 PM
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7. From the book "Incredibly Strange Music, vol. 2."
Jello Biafra's a big fan.

I co-hosted a radio show for a while (mostly noise, free jazz, etc.) and we'd play Heino on occassion to piss people off. It's awful stuff.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:41 PM
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15. Right before you posted this,
something posessed me to look up Heino on amazon music.

Funny!

:D
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:42 PM
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16. In HS my german teacher asked if any of us could dub records to tape...
since I was the only one who had a phonograph, I volunteered. My reward was that I got to keep all the records. Including Rudi Knabl's Zither and a nice Heino album. Upon seeing the cover, everyone wanted it, so we made copies and Heino's sunglassed bearing head would crop up from time to time on posters that teachers had put up in the classroom.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:49 PM
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55. kick for jello
:kick:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:52 PM
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58. There's always room for jello!
Edited on Tue Feb-14-06 04:52 PM by RandomKoolzip
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:57 PM
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60. I once had to wear a too dunk to fuck tee shirt to family court!
peace!
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:33 PM
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2. The glasses really freak me out.
:scared:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:33 PM
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The glasses really freak me out.
:scared:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:33 PM
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3. This one freaks me out...
Edited on Tue Feb-14-06 03:39 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04




:wtf: :scared:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:35 PM
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6. the read X?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:39 PM
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11. Does it work now?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:44 PM
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21. Yes
And it is creepy!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:46 PM
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24. Extremely!
Someone hold me. :cry:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:33 PM
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4. HEINO?!
:scared:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:37 PM
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8. Please say more than just heino...
please?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:43 PM
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19. HI NO?!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:38 PM
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9. HEINO?!
:scared:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:39 PM
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10. For the love of chocolate, will someone please explain?
:(
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:41 PM
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14. German VolkSnger
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:42 PM
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17. Thanks!
For some reason I thought it might be musical, considering who posted heino! ( :)), so I checked amazon. How... interesting.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:44 PM
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20. you mean HEINO?!
:scared:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:47 PM
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26. He's got an impersonator who spoofs him
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:50 PM
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28. That's sweet.
Apparently, Jello used to play Heino records on the PA before Dead Kennedys gigs. :thumbsup: Whadda card!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:42 PM
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18. Here
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:41 PM
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12. Toss in a monkey and that "Deiter" character from
Saturday night Live might dig it.

I can't remember the actor's name, and that is very bad of me.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:53 PM
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30. Mike Myers. Born in 1938, heino is kind of a proto-dieter
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:41 PM
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13. HEINO?!
:P

I don't know. Just joining the fun.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:44 PM
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22. HIGH KNOLL?!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:45 PM
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23. VINYL?!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:46 PM
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25. MEINL?!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:49 PM
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27. WINO?!
Edited on Tue Feb-14-06 03:50 PM by jpgray
That would be you:

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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:51 PM
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29. RHINO?!


What you smell like, poopydrawers.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:55 PM
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31. DAIMYO?!
That's you, but bear in mind the full Japanese translates to "great name, small penis"
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:57 PM
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32. WHY, NO?!
I knew that. ALL my Japanese whores called me that.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:00 PM
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34. "FIVE, JOE?!"
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:59 PM
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33. Schwarzbraun bin auch ich!
Gotta love Heino. His real name is even better: Heinz Georg Kramm.

I think he stopped singing so far, and opened some bakeries.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:03 PM
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35. He's the German Kenny Rogers
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:08 PM
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39. LOL! Probably,
the white hair gives it away I guess. :rofl:

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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:03 PM
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36. HYMEN?
Oh wait
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:10 PM
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40. Forget it.
No way to break it ...

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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:04 PM
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37. I think this counts...
but I kinda like it. :shrug:

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:05 PM
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38. LOL
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:12 PM
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41. LOL . . . I like it.
It's very creepy, but incredibly cool too :P
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:12 PM
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42. Threats and insults can be disturbing.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:17 PM
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43. My avatar on another board:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:21 PM
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44. That's so sweet!
:D
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 05:08 PM
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62. I'm just a wee bit bitter,
and not afraid to show it. :P
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 05:14 PM
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63. That IS sweetness in my book.
So don't you go brandishing that tongue at me, young lady!

(Where's the finger-wagging icon...) :-)
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:23 PM
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45. Ready for this one?


The thirties era was mostly depraved in regards to the dipiction of children.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:26 PM
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46. Geeeeeeez...
:scared:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:38 PM
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49. That's hilarious!
:rofl:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:29 PM
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47. "Take off your sweater and stay a while..."
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:33 PM
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48. .
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:39 PM
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52. HAHA!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:38 PM
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50. A reasonable question.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:38 PM
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51. Uffda!
That's so wrong
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:43 PM
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53. The Sorrows of Young Werther-etta...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:46 PM
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54. Lotte wouldn't be my valentine!
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kiraboo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:52 PM
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57. Werther wouldn't be mine.
Weak and delusional.
Might make a good pResident, though hehe
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:54 PM
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59. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
There, okay I'm kinda done...Oop there I go again.

You are HORRIBLE. It's SUPPOSED to be tragic you muffin-head!
:rofl:

YOU FUCKER!!! MY CHEST HURTS!!!! :rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:59 PM
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61. You set me up perfectly. I had to do it
It's not everyday that one can make a Werther joke.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 04:50 PM
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56. An easy way to express your love & emerging psychosis...
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 05:22 PM
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64. Freeper love ain't pretty.
:wow:
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 05:31 PM
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65. Aaaaaah Heino!
:scared:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 02:36 AM
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66. So did anyone get a creepy valentine yesterday that they'd like to share?
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 02:54 AM
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67. I haven't been to the post office yet.
So I don't know.

But I wouldn't put it past some of my friends to send one depicting a 400 lb, 72 year-old man nude and blowing kisses.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 03:16 AM
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68. OMG.
:popcorn: :scared: :wow: :mad:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 11:16 AM
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69. CG, does this mean you think I should get rid of
my wig and glasses?

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