i'm eating cheetos...

[bridgit]

but we don't have an :i'meatingcheetos: emoticon and i refuse to use :popcorn: x(

[amitten]

1. Eating Cheetos + typing = kinda gross. Unless you desire a

greasy, grainy orange mess on the keys.

[bridgit]

3. you have mistaken to add orange fingertips...

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Can I have some?

I love Cheetos!

[bridgit]

5. for you darlin, the longest thickest orangy-ist ones ever...

:thumbsup: :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

9. You're a sweetie!

:yourock:

[bridgit]

11. PEACE, to the great american pacific NW is what i say this eve...

:yourock:

[Floogeldy]

4. We don't use emoticons to express our actual post.

Rather, we use the emoticon to express an emotion that is combined with or a result of the experience reflected in the actual text of the post, which should tell a factual story. You have told a factual story, granted. But you apparently perceive that the emoticon is supposed to reflect the basis of the story. That is not how it works. That is why "emoticon" has "emot" in the word.

Now, try again, please.

[bridgit]

6. well, X-kee-useeeee = me...

:rofl:

[Floogeldy]

10. Bwahaha!

:toast:

:silly:

[bridgit]

13. well now haven't you just caught me on a night when my friends...

have hoisted the lion's share of the drink buying :eyes:

[amitten]

12. ...

:popcorn: :beer:

[bridgit]

15. "Behold, the fallen angus. Begone! Bovine Judas! And never cross...

"my hibachi again" Reverend Jack ala Ren & Stimpy :rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. Puffy or crunchy?

[bridgit]

8. crunchy...

:thumbsup:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. OK in the spirit of this thread, I must relate a joke. Sorry in advance:

A man went to see his doctor. The doctor asked him what the problem was. The man said his penis had turned a yellowish-orange color, and showed him.

The doctor said "Such color changes can sometimes be the result of stress in your life. Are things going okay with your marriage?"

"Actually I just got divorced, but I feel okay about it. Best thing that ever happened to me, really."

"Do you have a girlfriend? Things okay there?"

"No, no girlfriend."

"How about work? Any problems there?"

"Well, I got fired from my horrible wage slave job last week, but I couldn't feel better about being freed from that."

"What do you do with your time?"

"Well mostly I eat Cheetos and watch porn videos."

:rimshot:

(I've got a million of 'em! Tough crowd... I know you're out there 'cause I can hear you breathing!)

[bridgit]

16. bwahaha, but then it's all like = omg!?! this thread has a spirit?

:hi:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. Well, as much as Cheetos qualifies as a "spirit", or theme...

[bridgit]

18. true, while so unlike a viable lounge theme...

:rofl: