You're in Hell and you're forced to watch one of these channels 24x7

[LynneSin]

Poll question: You're in Hell and you're forced to watch one of these channels 24x7

which do you choose.

[cleofus1]

1. can i just watch

the cartoon channel?

[Squatch]

2. Which do you choose?

If you choose, then that would be the most preferable of the three. Wouldn't exactly be optimized torture.

[LynneSin]

5. Satan is trying to improve hell just a little bit

so you're forced to watch cable news 24x7 but you at least get to pick your poison

[Squatch]

6. Aha! What a nice guy!

[LynneSin]

7. Yes but your only newspaper provided is the Moonie Times

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

3. Can I just close my eyes and meditate instead?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

4. No they're going to do this to your eyes!

[In_The_Wind]

9. Oh No! Not That!

[tjwmason]

8. I'm actually going to go with Fox.

For the simple reason that it's so damn funny - it's nigh-on a satire of itself.

[kid a]

10. FOX - When in Rome . . .

[Fox Mulder]

11. MSNBC...

At least Keith Olbermann would be on. :)

[Ron Mexico]

12. That was the basis of my MSNBC vote as well. Plus, I happen to

think they have the best-looking website of the three.

[GalleryGod]

13. MSNBC: Get to Laugh with Keith and throw stuff at that

Ex-Addict, Dry Drunk Imus!

GET SOME SLEeeeeeeeeeeep! (for Attel fans!)

[SharonRB]

14. MSNBC

At least I'd get to watch KO twice every night.

[LynneSin]

15. Didn't you know - in hell Satan pre-empts Keith Olberman

with an Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter debating

:P

[realisticphish]

16. not really "debate"

actually it's a "love-making session"

:evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

18. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Now I have to go bleach my brain! :puke:

[SharonRB]

17. Hi, Lynne!

See ya a week from today! At this time next week, I'll be at the airport.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

22. I have to figure out who is going - it may just be me

got room for me?

[SharonRB]

23. I'll have to check with Crispi and DG

to see if they mind having four in the room. I think it will be okay with DG, but I'm not sure about Crispi. It's okay with me. We've got two sinks in the bathroom, which helps. Do you want me to check?

What happened to Joan?

[Deep13]

19. Can't I just opt for the lake of fire?

;(

[Initech]

20. I guess if I had to pick the lesser of 3 evils, it'd be M$NBC

[Susang]

21. Can't I just pluck my eyes out?

I think that might be preferable to the choices you given us. ;-)