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AWD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:15 PM
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The Movie Spoiler thread!
ATTENTION! DO NOT open this thread if you want a movie spoiled.

ANY movie is fair game, and feel free to spoil every movie you like.

PLEASE PUT THE MOVIE TITLE IN THE SUBJECT LINE so we can skip thatpost if we want to!

Ready? Go!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:16 PM
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1. MATRIX
Neo, Trinity and half of Zion die.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:20 PM
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10. good, haven't seen it yet, but
I'm glad Trinity dies, just because it must have saddened all the dorks out there that think a plain looking person in skin tight latex who can 'hack' is the hottest thing EVAR!

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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:16 PM
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2. Titanic
The boat sinks. :evilgrin:
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AWD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:16 PM
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4. LOL!
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AWD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:16 PM
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3. Matrix Revolutions
Trinity Dies
The war ends
I want my money back
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:17 PM
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5. Terminator 3
Judgement day is the day the computer virus gets control over all nuclear weapons on earth and launches them at once, killing most of everyone.....except John Connor, of course.
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saline Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:18 PM
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7. wait...
Didn't we learn that in Terminator 2?
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:21 PM
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11. we SAW it happen in T3
THAT was the spoiler. That's how the movie ended.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:25 PM
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15. it's the twist that's the spoiler, in T1 and T2
they make it sound like a huge single supercomputer, in T3, it's a processor-sharing app that spreads over the internet. kind of like the Seti Project screensavers you can download.

this way, there's no single place to stop skynet, it's everywhere and nowhere.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:18 PM
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6. X-Men 2
Magneto gets free. Mr. X almost kills everyone. Jean dies...sorta.
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salmonhorse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:19 PM
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8. Lara Croft finally gets over herself ~
:shrug:

Cradle of Life Sucked!!
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AWD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:19 PM
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9. Blue's Clues Musical Party
The play goes wonderfully, and End Table gets to sing in the play!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:21 PM
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12. I love that movie
:-)

Used to watch it all the time with my nephew when he was little. Ray Charles rocked the house. :-)

*wanders off humming "let your note rest...*
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saline Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:23 PM
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13. Mystic River
Young Tim Robbins gets abducted by child molesters in front of his two friends young Sean Penn and young Kevin Bacon. Later in life Tim Robbins, whose kind of crazy at this point, is suspected of killing Sean Penn' daughter. Kevin Bacon investigates but doesn't find the truth (Tim Robbins killed someone, but not the daughter) until Sean Penn has already killed Tim Robbins himself. Kevin Bacon knows what happened but lets Sean Penn go, everyone leaves the theater depressed.
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:25 PM
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14. Old Yeller, Bambi and The Music Man, respectively
Edited on Sun Nov-30-03 02:37 PM by 5thGenDemocrat
Old Yeller gets capped.
Bambi gets laid (inferred).
And River City really DOES get a boys' band.
John
Edited because I seem to be unable to follow simple instructions. That's probably one reason it took me 16 years to graduate from community college.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:26 PM
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16. .
Edited on Sun Nov-30-03 02:42 PM by DS1
:7
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:29 PM
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20. John?
Ok, what was that?
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:26 PM
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17. Citizen Kane
This spoiler came to me via 'Peanuts' -- Linus is watching TV, Lucy comes along and asks what he's watching, he tells her 'Citizen Kane' and she says 'Rosebud is the sled'

THANKS A LOT CHARLES SCHULTZ YOU ASSHOLE!

As if every kid reading your comic already saw 'Citizen Kane'.




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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:28 PM
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18. Kill Bill, Volume 1
Edited on Sun Nov-30-03 02:28 PM by VolcanoJen
Let's just say you'll have to wait for Volume 2 to see if the title becomes accurate. :-)
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:28 PM
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19. LOTR - Return of the King
Aragorn becomes king (duh)
Gollum dies when he falls into Mt. Doom chasing after the ring that he and Frodo were fighting over.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:29 PM
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21. Pearl Harbor.
It was the Japanese. }(
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:30 PM
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22. Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:32 PM
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23. Don't stop him; he's on a roll.
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:33 PM
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24. Bush Revisionist Version
After Pearl Harbor was attacked . . . we invade China.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:41 PM
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25. Gone With The Wind
Melanie dies--who would have thought!!!

Oh, and Rhett swears and Scarlet cries--sorry if I ruined it for anyone!
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 02:43 PM
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26. Witness for the Prosecution
The title is pure irony. Great play by Agatha Christie, later made into a movie.
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 03:25 PM
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27. Soylent Green
is People!
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 07:14 PM
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28. Brigham City
This is a pretty neat story of a serial killer loose in a small Mormon communty from the director of God's Army. Since most folks probably haven't seen it and the spoiler will really ruin the movie for you, you have to highlight the text to see it. The serial killer is the deputy.
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zelda7743 Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-03 07:24 PM
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29. The Sixth Sense
Did Haley Joel know that Bruce Willis was dead the whole time? I didn't know. Bruce Willis didn't know. If you don't know you're dead, how do you know that you're not? I may be dead right now and not know it. You may be too.
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