Should we infiltrate the Freeper Cruise?

[KitchenWitch]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1559308/posts

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I would like to be a fly on the wall when they discover "this cruise has been inhabited by a bunch of DUmmies! :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Oh come on

It would be like live troll hunting!

[WhollyHeretic]

4. That would be funny but do you really want to see

these people surrounding you in bathing suits all day

[madeline_con]

45. I'd be very seasick. n/t

[Scooter24]

48. hehe

[ContraBass Black]

2. That would be a horrible thing to do to oneself.

We like ourselves too much.

[ET Awful]

3. Didn't they cancel their cruise last year because nobody signed up?

Or was that the year before?

[DrDan]

5. I think I would prefer the dysentery-laden cruises . . .

[PassingFair]

56. Did someone say dysentery? Meet your ship's doctor...

[billyskank]

6. With all due respect KW

how is a 6'3" woman going to infiltrate anything? Minus several million points for inconspicuousness! ;)

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Who could stand it?

Besides, I wouldn't want to come face to face with a freeper and a buffet.

:puke:

[Bridget Burke]

18. Coming BETWEEN a Freeper & a buffet...

Would be downright dangerous.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. You wanna be stuck on a boat with them for ANY amount of time?

Seriously, I'd require an assload of weapons.

No, thanks. I'll just plan on sinking the ship instead of infiltrating it.

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. Freepers Float.

Their fat heads will keep them afloat.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

15. But they can't swim. And there are sharks.

And there will just so happen to also be pirhanas in the water too. I dunno how they got there... O8) :evilgrin:

[DS1]

27. We could use their belts to lash them together and make a raft

:D

[rucky]

49. sharks aren't cannibals n/t

[texas1928]

9. Just get a Cruise line worker to replace all reading material with Liberal

writers and things like that. Send them a couple of cases of DU stickers and have them put them up all over the ship.

[Orsino]

11. It would probably be a suicide mission.

Sooner or later, the freeps would decide to dance to the music of Jimmy Buffett, and the resulting spectacle would be instantly fatal--unless, perhaps, our agent's retinas had already been sufficiently damaged by sunlight reflected from all that pale white flesh.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Pretty hard to come up with the money for a cruise

when you are living in your mother's basement without a job. But, hey, at least the economy is good. :eyes:

Notice how no one has signed up yet?

[mikeytherat]

13. I don't think there's enough bleach in the world

(although I guess any non-polar solvent will do).

mikey_the_rat

[TheMightyFavog]

14. Looks like I'll need to talk to Vladimir Putin again.

Last time I talked to him, he wanted a $10 million security deposit in addition to the $1 million per day to rent a Kilo Class sub.

First torpedo will be free, we'll be charged $20k for each additional torpedo we fire.

[mikeytherat]

16. It really shouldn't take more than one torpedo...

we'll have plenty of time to aim. Just set the sonar for "useless dorks" and ping away!

mikey_the_rat

[TheMightyFavog]

29. I also have to promise him to not let matcom on board.

Last time when I approached him about renting a kilo class for the last freeper cruise and mentioned matcom's name, for some weird reason, he Quadrupled the security deposit.

[In_The_Wind]

17. Sure ~ but only if I can have the cabin next to ~ HighWheeler!

[Brewman_Jax]

19. Probably won't happen

real money is required to deposit and get a ticket, in addition to the extra added activities. Haven't met many freepers with that much disposable income.

Also, freepers have fun? :rofl:

BTW, the freeper I work with just had kid #4, so I KNOW he can't afford it.

[northzax]

20. does anyone know where I can get one of these?

just for a week or so sometime in mid-may. Purely for scientific purposes, of course, I want to, er, survey some reefs. that's it, a reef survey. and I'll be looking for volunteers...

[BreweryYardRat]

38. Sounds good.

Although, I'm tempted to say get a small boat and have divers rig charges on the freepers' hull. Cheaper and easier than borrowing a sub. ;-)

[northzax]

50. yeah, but if it's a US Sub

since the Military can do no wrong, ever, we're off the hook, they'll take their torpedoeing as their service to 'Murica.

[madeline_con]

43. There's a trident basin not far from here.

It may be open for fishing again. You can sneak on board and take her for a cruise.

[deadparrot]

21. It would have to be one thick-skinned individual.

God knows I can barely read a thread over there without feeling physically ill. :scared:

[SteppingRazor]

22. I live in Fort Lauderdale, where the cruise is leaving from...

I'm so conflicted! To be nice and ignore, or be cruel and mean and, like, DU-sticker their hotel room doors or something?

[no name no slogan]

23. We should get some snakes on that boat

SNAKES!!!! ON A MUTHAF*CKIN BOAT!!!
AND THERE'S NOT A GOT-DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!

[elshiva]

30. ROFL!

:rofl:

[fortyfeetunder]

37. BYOS?

Bring your own snakes?

[RandomKoolzip]

39. SNAKES ON A CRUISE!!

We got muthafuckin' SNAKES up on this boat!!

[no name no slogan]

51. GODDAMN!

That's a great pic!

MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES! ON THIS BOAT!

[XemaSab]

40. Good one!

:D

[madeline_con]

44. I read this somewhere.

Maybe Hiassen, about snakes getting loose, and people jumping ship. Supposedly a true story. Now, it's driving me nuts trying to remember.

[Wapsie B]

24. Sounds like a cute idea

but who could stand being around all that hatred and anger? It would be like having a non-stop Xmas with your worst relatives. Not something I'd wanna do.

[AllegroRondo]

25. When is Stephen Colbert's cruise?

[Momgonepostal]

26. sounds like Hell on earth, but if I were rich...

I'd pay a bunch of thick skinned, gay couples to go. :evilgrin:

[Penndems]

28. Good grief, talk about a ship of fools!

The maiden voyage of the U.S.S. Clueless is about to set sail . . .
:crazy: :eyes:

[liberaltrucker]

31. I'd love to, but................

no $$$$$$$$$$$$:cry:

[qnr]

32. For a FReeper cruise, do they have to rewallpaper and resign everything

to make the ship look atrociously ugly and totally incomprehensible, so that the FReepers feel at home?

[zone]

33. The Poseidon Adventure?

Let the gods sort 'em out.

[Lefty48197]

34. We only need a couple of people to infiltrate the group

When the cruise ship is a few days off shore, gather up all the alcohol, coffee, and tobacco and toss them all overboard. It would turn into something reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies".

[NMMNG]

35. I spend all week working with people who have mental illnesses.

I spend all weekend working with people who have mental retardation.


Now you want me to go on a cruise with ignorant-by-choice people who are just plain crazy? :crazy:

Are you trying to kill me?

[KitchenWitch]

36. LOL

No, you are excused!

[Hissyspit]

41. We'd get cooties. n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. Little do they know we're planning...

To: DoughtyOne
Oh how I would love to give this to my favorite unsuspecting dummycrat.


5 posted on 01/16/2006 7:20:59 PM PST by blogblogginaway (..)

[Dave Reynolds]

46. And miss cool folks like this guy?

I am so there.

[Rhiannon12866]

47. Yikes! The size of that ship looks like a recipe for disaster, like that

Egyptian ferry that sank in the Red Sea. They build these ships way too large, trying to fit as many people as possible. I wouldn't go, Freeps or not...:scared:

[jmowreader]

52. I have a better idea

Let's not infiltrate their cruise. Oh lord, the humanity!

And let's not sink the ship either. I mean, c'mon. A few hundred gallons of bleach, two or three hundred rolls of new wallpaper, maybe a fresh set of carpets, and the boat will be good as new again.

No, let's just wait until the freeper barge is coming home, call the DHS and submit an anonymous tip that there's a Muslim terrorist somewhere on the ship.

You know what they always say, "a liberal is a freeper who got a toilet snake run up his ass the last day of his vacation because the government thought he might be a suicide bomber."

[CatholicEdHead]

53. Freeper Poetry here

:puke:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1559308/posts?q=1&&page=451

:wtf:

[elshiva]

55. YUCK!

[SmileyBoy]

57. I am not touching that.

You're gonna have to cut and paste that.

[CatholicEdHead]

60. Here is an excerpt,

If you want the rest, go there. :puke:

"Here's a jingle that is as apropos today as it was on the first freeper cruise:

If there's one thing in life I just cannot stand
It's a sloshed Ted Kennedy beached high on the sand
So let's make like the fruitcakes of PETA'S foul kind
And push the "RAT out to sea on his big fat behind

From the noble.....

Straight from our hand
In Bahamanian sand
Freepers will plan
To retake our land

....to the deeply personal......

in the misty moonlight
by the flickering firelight
everything's not alright
lying on the sand.....
I can't move my fingers
and my memory lingers
on this constant pain 'cause
you're standing on my hand"

[SmileyBoy]

54. I'd get seasick in calm waters in that cruise.

:puke:

[DanCa]

58. I get sea sick so yeah I'd go. :D

Hmm but isn't puke on a repuke redundant?

[LaraMN]

59. Only if we can get them drunk and make them put on buttless chaps,

and photograph them, later compiling a brochure of their adventures to be dispensed at their respective churches upon their return.