In opposition to billyskank's nice portraits, I offer you lousy portraits

[jpgray]

Give me your photo, and I will in some amount of time provide you with a soulless, talentless marriage of graphite and oppressed wood pulp planes. The entire Lounge will thrill at the transmogrification of your beautiful, seemingly unbesmirchable visage into rank hideousness. Commissions to be completed whenever I feel like it, and as doubtless thousands will apply I reserve the right to reject any applicant out of hand in the most insulting and self-aggrandizing way possible.

[Heidi]

1. Well, _that_ certainly sounds enticing!

:hi:

[billyskank]

2. ...

:loveya:

:hi:

[cleofus1]

3. draw me

do it from memory...you know what i look like...and don't fucking pretend you don't know me...

1. bigfat potato head.
2. long stringy black hair
3. cruel and smug pouty lips...
4. piercing brown eyes...bloodshot and cold (unblinking)
5. crooked flat nose (broken several times in fistfights)
6. nice teeth...exept for the missing lower right incisor (from that accident with the concrete abutment)
and use a god damn pen you tightwad...

[sundog]

4. draw me using sharpie pen

make sure you capture the likeness of my egg head

[cleofus1]

16. see what happens when i try to draw from memory

all i kept thinking was egg head...egg head...egg head...
the sundog!

[sundog]

28. charlie brown!

:bounce:

[cleofus1]

5. ok here i am

in dramatic repose...

and sun dog post a damn picture...no one remembers what you look like...and i always wanted to draw a gay dude...

[jpgray]

6. OK, you can expect it anytime from the end of this week to never

:P

(probably closer to the end of this week)

[SOteric]

7. Oooooh, I can't wait!!!

See if you can put in some hairy nose warts, maybe a festering cold sore.

[cleofus1]

8. uhhhhh....

ok...draw her first

[bridgit]

18. you'd be perfect for the role of: Maria Lucia San Tiago Cathar...

Von Faulkner DuBay, 'the black dona', a marvelous force for good against evil in hubby's work of goth :thumbsup: :hi:

[jpgray]

31. You've got Art Nouveau hair

Someone could use you to advertize cigarette papers.

[SOteric]

35. I'll keep that in mind if this career path turns to crap.

[DS1]

32. Well. might as well log off now

that was the highlight of DU for me today

[SOteric]

36. !

:7

[cleofus1]

37. SOteric

[SOteric]

40. No fair! -False advertising!

This thread promised me a crappy portrait! Darnit, -this is really lovely.


:hug: Thank you Cleofus, I love it.

[asthmaticeog]

9. I'll bite.

BRING FORTH THE CRAP!

[jpgray]

14. I hear you'll also scratch

But that won't color my depiction of you.

[cleofus1]

25. ok i'm on a roll

or maybe it's a muffin

[asthmaticeog]

26. Nice.

Question, though - the Jostens Class Rings logo - huh?

[cleofus1]

27. did it on the back of a grad invitation

just grabbed a sharpie and this first piece o paper i could find

[asthmaticeog]

33. Cool.

I like the immediacy of it - it's not sketchy like the post-it stuff you've shown, definitely different.

[terrya]

10. My picture is in the Gallery.

I don't know how you can possibly worsen it (I've been meaning to get a better one up there. One where I show that I do know how to smile)

[jpgray]

11. I've got a better pic of you, Terry

And don't worry, it's Lounge safe. :D

[terrya]

23. Ok, jpgray

Have at it, then. :-)

[Sugar Smack]

12. Do me, I'm easy!

[jpgray]

13. A phrase one hears far too seldom....

:D

Seriously though, give me a photo that's un-fooled around with and I will. :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

24. OK, how about this one? Hahaha

[jpgray]

30. That will do nicely

:)

[no name no slogan]

15. Aw geez, I thought you only said that to me

:cry:

[Sugar Smack]

17. *snort*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm sorry!

[no name no slogan]

19. s'aright

I'll just slink away to my corner where everyone can continue to ignore me :cry:

[Sugar Smack]

20. jpgray needs your fervent attention, pronto!

:yourock: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

[no name no slogan]

21. oh dear...

well, maybe not THAT. I don't want to be responsible for the damage that may occur to everybody's retnas :silly:

:loveya:

[buddhamama]

22. one of the tenets

i live by is "no expectations"-in other words, whatever you draw will be fine with me.

[EstimatedProphet]

29. Yeah OK

I have very few pix of m,yself alone. Do with it what you will.

[jpgray]

34. That's a nice shot

I'll give it my best. Which is a relative state. :D

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. Here, I saved you the trouble:

[Floogeldy]

39. I'm an artist, too.

I drew this pic of Heidi.

[billyskank]

41. I see your thread has far outlived mine though!

:rofl: